English is the only language where you drive on parkways and park in driveways.
It’s also the only language where you recite in a play and play in a recital.
Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips.
Yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger.
The word queue is just a “Q” followed by four silent letters.
“Jail” and “prison” are synonyms, but “jailer” and “prisoner” are antonyms.
When you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment.
When you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo.
English is fun.
Things are eerily quiet at KEMSA and I can't imagine the MAGNITUDE of the SCANDAL being pulled in that entity with how quiet it has been over the last 3 years.
After EPRA, itakuwa KEMSA.
We wait 🧘♂️
I like quiet people, those who are simple, read books, can watch a two-hour documentary about animals, are insanely smart, yet stay low key and private.
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next day’s race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper’s headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
Then he informed the nun she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.