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'Silence is the language of God, all else is poor translation' - Rumi

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

English is the only language where you drive on parkways and park in driveways.

It’s also the only language where you recite in a play and play in a recital.

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips.

Yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger.

The word queue is just a “Q” followed by four silent letters.

“Jail” and “prison” are synonyms, but “jailer” and “prisoner” are antonyms.

When you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment.

When you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo.

English is fun.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

A pastor tries to part the sea like Moses, but things don’t go as expected. 😂

[Dusty Sahara @NoCountryHere]

Iranian artillery pays homage to the revolutionary Mau Mau resistance🔥

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

I RT this tweet often only to see it again on my timeline UnRTd.

[Kodwa @Kodwa_]

Things are eerily quiet at KEMSA and I can't imagine the MAGNITUDE of the SCANDAL being pulled in that entity with how quiet it has been over the last 3 years.

After EPRA, itakuwa KEMSA.

We wait 🧘‍♂️

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I like quiet people, those who are simple, read books, can watch a two-hour documentary about animals, are insanely smart, yet stay low key and private.

[Hayo @hayoSTE]

Carol from Bolt ataniua na emails. Huko Bolt hawaheshimu ndoa?

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[OhWeKnow @KaMwalla]

https://t.co/gPFcoXJZUf Wholesome Goodness for Every Need

[OhWeKnow @KaMwalla]

@amerix Debe Tupu aisee!

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next day’s race and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper’s headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.
Then he informed the nun she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

[OhWeKnow @KaMwalla]

@thejam984 Tomorrow's guest on The Boys Live? The one and only @itsamaddworld Mapolomoko Maddo - the man with the miniskirt eyelids!

[OhWeKnow @KaMwalla]

@Nick_tradesKe1 Online portfolio: https://t.co/zhtpasifH1

[Mudge Rulf @MudgeRulf]

Heart of the Earth!

[OhWeKnow @KaMwalla]

@thejam984 Say no more! https://t.co/hS5CqpLlrR

[Droid @droid254]

I just know Bill Gates is behind it