Mrs. Columbia

...crazy little woman in a one man show

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Imagine sleeping next to someone your entire life and still being starved for touch.

[Neato Bandido @nomad_jay]

Are you really low maintenance, or are you just used to being neglected?

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads that didn’t have to be.

[Keena @queserasera123_]

Good girls are hard to find nowadays, so you gotta just steal one from an idiot who doesn't know any better!

[Acidic Blonde™️ @Acidic_Blonde]

#SometimesLateAtNight everyone is sleeping and I have to play all by myself

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

#SometimesLateAtNight I remember the old you...😍🤤😈😻🍆

[nemos @nirmal88sun]

#AThingTwitterIsGoodFor Starting an Argument

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

#AThingTwitterIsGoodFor escaping from reality

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

#YouWereNotAvailableWhen I needed you most! I love you anyways 😶😘

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

@ColumbiaMadness Thanks for choosing me to be the mother of your pack.

[Mama Llama @justamom819]

I’m curious does your wife know you send dick pics to women on Twitter?
I’m guessing she’s not interested either.

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

@ColumbiaMadness This makes me sad

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

@ColumbiaMadness Lmao 😂 understatement of the decade

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

#NewProfilePic2020

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

@ColumbiaMadness We’ll get back there one day ❤️

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

It’s not always easy...don’t let others dim your light. #findyourpeace

[Ben Ashcroft @AshcroftBen]

Be better not bitter..

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

#WinningIn4Words the boy is mine

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

Rooftop yoga 🧘‍♀️ #TrafficJamPastimes

[Mrs. Columbia @KaTimCo]

#TallTalesOfTwitter...I’m only here for the #games.