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immigrant, bilingual with an accent, just here to vent.

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If you want something from me, say it. I’m a dumbass, I don’t get hints.

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Good evening to everyone except people who pronounce "can" like "Ken"

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@missalice569

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What are you looking forward to today?

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@klf113 We really are.

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Every single Sunday night I question why I actually got a job.

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@starshine_CA Thank you for that.

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@shegot99problms @gymlifeanimal

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@CDeichtine Sounds like a messy night

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What do you need today?

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@starshine_CA I'll be drinking something a little stronger.

[Faisal @FeCl1112]

Are they actually mentally stable or just good at hiding red flags?

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@missalice569 Oh yes.

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F is for....

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@missalice569 I feel you.

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@shegot99problms Are you ok?

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@guy_confused1 Always

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@grHoss The whole world needs it.

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Boobs. That's it, that's the tweet.