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Introvert. Lazy. Not a big fan of talking to people or leaving my room.

[Ⓢ @KaafiLazy]

Ordered a pack of chocolate chip cookies from @letsblinkit
The packet was shabby looking had loads of dust on it so decided to check the manufacturing date and see what I found.
Way to go @letsblinkit 👏🏻

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

Kuch nahi bhai bas Sunday ko D-mart chala gaya tha.

[Realslimshaddy @osimssss]

Posing for photos

[Ⓢ @KaafiLazy]

@SaeedDiCaprio Haven't updated the app yet so it's Twitter for me 😎

[Ⓢ @KaafiLazy]

@Zakirism Ye bhi sahi tarika hai. Tweet kardo. Jinhone liye hai wo tweet padhke guilty feel karke (maybe) wapas lauta de.

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

the romanticisation of cooking together is such a scam because no way in hell can i deal with another person breathing in my direction when im trying to cook

[Srishti Pandey @srishtayyyy]

I miss being 10 years old and it'd be the night before a school trip and I couldnt go to sleep cuz I was so excited. I miss being so into a book that I would stay up past my bed time reading it. Everything seems so bland when you're an adult

[Cardi Rie @carierobins_]

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

[tanha anjum ⛓️ @Karlbourban]

dmart mein reel bana rahe hai yeh log hatt ja bhai mujhe bhujia lena hai

[Ⓢ @KaafiLazy]

Musk bhaiya toh baniya nikle. $44billion jo kharch kiye hai ab wapas lenge humse.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit.

Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.

[Ⓢ @KaafiLazy]

@plantarina A delivery guy delivered my parcel. after 3-4 hrs I received an otp and then his call saying he needed an otp for the delivered parcel. I blocked his number.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

[Sherrlock @engineeroast]

*New phone gets launched*

Me looking for a 3.5mm jack:

[Giddy🌍🇨🇦 @giddywillz]

How to have fun as an adult

[Naveen Kukreja @NaveenRKukreja]

Ya toh sab theek ho jaata hai,
ya fir farak padhna bandh ho jaata hai.

[Ⓢ @KaafiLazy]

@_Mansee__ @caustic_kanya @dna Jio se sikh le rahe hai sab. 😈

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

The rat race

[The Godmother 🇿🇦 @GodmotherThe]

How can she when your machine is always broken?🥺