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[kizo🍃🪐🦅 @kizo017]

U gat Dey Jesus up aboi

[kay_ceE @KaayCeeeW]

I will be rich. Not for show. For peace, for my family, and for the version of me that refused to quit.

[𝔽𝕝𝕒𝕞𝕫𝕪 ♔ 🥷🏽 @hw_flamzy]

I will be rich. Not for show. For peace, for my mother, and for the version of me that refused to quit.

[kay_ceE @KaayCeeeW]

Na from person mouth I watch Naruto

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

E get some OGs for secondary school back then wey de use mouth narrate full season film for us wey no get chance to watch am.
And them been de do am with joy😂

[Nath! @Nathanieldaf]

I go later guide gan, I believe in myself die.

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

You wake up to boil water. Your prepaid meter has finished. You switch to gas, only for the gas to finish halfway through.

You abandon the water, dress up and enter keke. The man tells you the price, and you negotiate it down by ₦100. You enter, only for the keke to tear your shirts.

You get to work, do your 9–5, and spend half the day wondering how the salary they pay you will ever make you a millionaire.

You return home, load ₦1,000 prepaid, and the meter gives you 6 units. You stand there wondering, “But last time, this same ₦1,000 gave me 7 units. Wetin happen?”

You manage to eat the leftover eba and soup from yesterday, lie down on your bed and start pressing your phone.
Suddenly, the phone slips from your hand, falls to the floor and the screen cracks.

You just stare at it.
No tears. No anger. Nothing.
You simply start laughing.
See you = see madness.

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

na small remain make dem catch me during my asset relocation specialist job this afternoon

[kay_ceE @KaayCeeeW]

Guy fire go burn you 😂💔

[SCALLY HAS LOST THE PLOT @lifeofscally]

If I soapy without shaving, am I beating around the bush?

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Ubi Franklin wishes Davido’s twins happy 3rd birthday 🎉🎉❤️

[1of1⚡ @30BG1of1]

Davido 🤣

[Estherrr @the_estherrr]

Ikebe 3000 in session🥵😍

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

This video is always on my mind 😭😂

[Mike @milansbuss23]

Thanks to those parents who didn’t teach their kids moral, they make our weekends more enjoyable

[kay_ceE @KaayCeeeW]

The way you thief this post

[D I K E H @iamdikeh]

bro I Dey live alone and I still Dey thief meat from my own pot of soup

[Freshszn! @BigFreshszn]

J & J, our 30BG twins, turn 3 years tomorrow 🫂🫶🏽❤️

[wande @blaccmajek]

My GOAT !!! he too good 🔥

[FOLA @Folapondis]

Oriade for a reason 👑

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

Carterefe don go barb hair for crispy, see as Steeze & aura wan W0und Carterefe 🙆‍♂️😭🔥

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“You can make a lot of money and become rich as a songwriter in the industry. Imagine I was the one who wrote Wizkid and Drake’s ‘One Dance’, i wouldn’t even let anybody know. You’d think I did ritual.”

—Mayorkun

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

This life ehn. As I Dey shut down Quilox, 2 seconds after them hype me, another person shut down him Quilox too.. like them dey shut down club wey I don already shut down. 💔💔💔

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

“ I was talking with Davido & he said do I know me & himself has the highest number 1 song in the history of Nigeria as a duo & I checked and it’s true if we drop 7 songs 7 will enter number 1”

—Mayorkun