𝚔𝚊𝚋𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚎

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Young Entrepreneur,
Based in Nairobi kirinyaga road selling Ex Japan spares

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Need that type of Argentina comeback in my life

[Eric @amerix]

“When the world pushes you to your knees, you are in the perfect position to pray. ”

— Rumi

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

The dream of every Chelsea fan

[johnnaaaaa. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

You’re depressed because you’re a pussy.

Just stop it.

You’re welcome.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[27. @dimvji]

& when i finally get it right this time, i pray i never fall again

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

Mathe was telling me how guka was a menace. Ati wangelipwa pesa ya pyrethrum alafu mvua impate locals alikuwa analipa mtu atoke nje anyeshewe alafu arudi ndani ndo aone kama mvua ni kubwa na zikishika sana analipa mtu wa punda anapanda juu kama farasi

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

10 year old me after dj afro dropped the iconic line “atafanya nini wala atende nini , she’s gone …goneee….and goneee foreverrrr”😭😂

[BenonSenior @BenonSenior1]

I know you paid the dowry, but don't kiss my sister in front of me.

[Word @umarfof]

accept, adapt, evolve.

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Maisha ya after Campus haitaki mtu aishi kwa nyumba iko na kamba ndani

[W @Wangariiii_]

There is no sane person that will look at this government and say, yea, we need a second term. No sane person!

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

"Sa si ufanyee hivyo basi" a radom Kenyan asking for his money back😂😂

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Tunafaa tuvae Jersey sisi wote tujifanye tumeingia tao kusherekea kikombe tukifika huko tugeuze ikue maandamano

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Waisilamu hutuangushia holidays unprovoked,Wakorino kazi ni kufunika vichwa

[James Bong @JamieButon]

Ghosting hutaka determination, ukimhurumia katikati you have lost

[DOLL❤️ @renamitchy]

Interview panel wanakunywa maji ya mutungi, huku nitalipwa kweli?

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

Hakuna kitu hinichokesha kama kulipa na payblil