Cameron Sablan

Pronoun. Cool Guy. Delusionist.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

They say clothes make the man. Now I can't get the idea of an alternate universe with sentient clothes making men out of my head. Has this alternate universe also entered late stage capitalism and has factories of baby gap clothes or garanimals making full grown men?

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

If you're as gay as the day is long, does that mean people on the north and south pole are as gay as you can possibly be?

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

Someone at work asked "What is something you want to try at least once before you die?" I said "I think I would like to try dying before I die what if I don't like it? I'd really like to have an informed opinion of death before I die that Flatliners movie, that's a thing right?"

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

"Tonight on 60 minutes, Texas Porn Hoarders and how they be."

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

Pray for the men in your life in Texas, they just got their porn taken away and probably can't figure out VPNs.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

It's weird that the Taliban taking control of Afghanistan has been a smoother transition of power than it has been to find a new host for Jeopardy.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

Maybe since they're no longer the Redskins they could be the Washington Court Packers?

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

Life goal: Go bankrupt trying to make a restaurant named Taco Bano work.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

"Which ad experience do you prefer?"

I picked the fucking show, maybe you decide since you're harvesting my data anyways?

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

An escape room that's themed on the movie Room with Brie Larson.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

#hbomixtapesrollerskates You give me free booze and I'll hashtag whatever you want. https://t.co/ffMvOsTFHx

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

Humanity is the heroin of the cosmos.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

Music video idea: Matchbox 20's "How Far We've Come" just Rob Thomas masturbating on a yardstick.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

Things you might see in Philadelphia... a kid riding a bike with only one wheel.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

If Bruce Wayne worked at a call center, Batman would probably kill people.

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Trey Gowdy looks like Nosferatu playing Roger Sterling.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

You don't suppose "Papa John" has been a street name this whole time?

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

If I'm ever murdered it was probably allergies.

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

How do I get a Blue Apron dinner that's just Kraft Mac and Cheese shells?

[Cameron Sablan @Kablameron]

If Josh Groban referred to his semen as Grobani yogurt, would that make it more or less appetizing?