Driver's Ed instructor, pinching his temples: "Okay, stop the car. Do you know what you did wrong?"
Student: "I hit the g-"
Instructor: "You hit the giant morningstar. That's an automatic fail."
I’m enchanted to announce my next tour: Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour, a journey through the musical eras of my career (past & present!) The first leg of the tour will be in stadiums across the US, with international dates to be announced as soon as we can!
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daniel radcliffes agent: hello harry potter
daniel radcliffe: hello
agent: would you like to be in a movie
daniel radcliffe: is it very strange
agent: yes
daniel radcliffe: then yes
agent: when can you get here
daniel radcliffe: i’m in your yard climbing trees as we speak
peaceful reminder to take your vitamins, medications, eat your lunch, drink your water, make time for prayer, make time for gratitude, make time for silence, make time for you.