Kabboby Faraj

Aspiring professional sports fan/political analyst

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One day I’ll have financial freedom and I’ll buy AllTrails Plus

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YESHIVAS HAKAYITZ STARTS TODAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@billlyd123 “Anyway here’s Scott saying something completely reasonable, in which he clearly pushes for dignity and safety for Palestinians and Israelis, and I’m gonna repost it like it’s a diss”

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I am drinking a Budweiser so I guess that counts as celebrating

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Why is the lady at Starbucks asking me if my drink is for here or to go, you’re going to give it to me in the same shitty ass plastic cup anyway so why bother

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@FrankCalabrese IS THIS REAL AND KEVIN OLICKAL IS THAT YOU????

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@FarroYossi @RahmEmanuel Yossi I think Governor Pritzker needs a wrap

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You know what I’m going to do tonight? I’m going to watch Bill Maher. Said nobody. Ever.

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@SamJWeinberg Kind of controversial to argue that Arthur is a monkey, pretty sure he’s some kind of anteater variation, but I’m gonna roll with you on this one here

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@Giannoulias @ObamaFoundation Wow.

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@hacktimmer YES

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What if I was pooping my pants on this train rn

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I either look real good, or these jean shorts are way too long walking down the street

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@Republicans L you got PritzMogged

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Where can I find the skill tree for Waze points

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@MicahLasher I’ve never seen anything more Pareve in my life

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I just paid Pango $15 I will never use and also never get back

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If I ever smell elected office I will make one small policy change which will make a bigger difference than a generation using air dryers instead of paper towels

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Knicks losing in 5 in the finals will be so fun to watch

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Shorts inside out in da gymmmm

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@JBKSchlossberg So relatable Jack. We should hang out