kaela

breakfast over everything

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

No one:
Gandalf: shut the fuck up Pippin

[iHorror.com @iHorrorNews]

I’m dead 😂⚰️

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

I am once again here to tell you, Gomez energy or GTFO

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

If you have issues opening up to your family it will warm you to know I told my grandmother I was struggling with my mental health and she said “it’s good for you, it’s keeping the weight off” 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

@dsaldarriagax Masochism or whatever

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

Is Twitter still a good place for aggressive musings about life’s inherent suffering? Asking for 2023 me.

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

@dsaldarriagax Life is better suffering together

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

Man I used to be so funny. I should go back to suffering

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

I just wrote a review on Signature CBD Cartridges - Pineapple Express https://t.co/CpjwHOD7M2 via @yotpo

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

But I’m both

[will @hillaryswank98]

in every relationship one persons a chef and one person has IBS

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

This is my Parks and Rec audition.

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

@Disney can you just buy @Sony so we can have spider man? Thanks.

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

@omgthatspunny @kelseyyjn @bobbyWhenHeSaidMathIsMagic

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

@juliar1313 @TFLN @sadiecoooper

[Caitlin McGuffee @CaitlinMcGuffee]

What the plate of nachos sees when I’m trying to decide which one I’m going to pick to eat.

[ephant (same name at bsky) @ephant]

People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.

They died, Carol. A lot of people died.

[kaela @Kaela_Chaos]

If you put “lmao” after every sentence in a text you’re a psycho and I assume you have crazy eyes