Kaelan Lynch

Teacher comedian in NYC just keeping it real

[Kaelan Lynch @KaelanL]

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[Kaelan Lynch @KaelanL]

Why is it that all the rich famous people love rocket ships but only losers love trains?

[Kaelan Lynch @KaelanL]

I am become cranky, the destroyer of snacks

[Kaelan Lynch @KaelanL]

Jeez this Obama guy seems like a pretty big deal

[Kaelan Lynch @KaelanL]

Idgaf Walmart is the most magical place on earth if you don't think so you're lying to yourself #truthhurts #walmartho

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

N is for the way you nut at me

[GothamChess @GothamChess]

Top level chess kinda crazy. You prepare something nobody has ever played, up 70 mins on the clock, sacrifice a piece, use an attack to get an endgame advantage… only for your genius opponent to play 20 perfect moves and set up a total blockade to neutralize and hold the draw 😂

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Joe Biden can ride a bicycle for 2 hours.

donald trump couldn’t even ride Stormy Daniels for 2 minutes.

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

Vibing with someone who has the same goofy energy as you is so therapeutic.

[🐢 @turtlebreezee]

A healthy relationship is when you're enjoying the connection..not getting attached to the outcome of it

[PhotoChess @photochess]

I heard monkey pox spreads through sex, it’s nice to hear the Chess Community is safe <3

[Chess.com @chesscom]

due to factors entirely within my control, i will be blundering today

[Kaelan Lynch @KaelanL]

@GothamChess Lmao what a twat. Keep doing your thing Levi you’re a total king

[Kaelan Lynch @KaelanL]

If you’re enough then don’t ask for something, if you’re a something don’t ask for nothing.

[Kaelan Lynch @KaelanL]

I am an absolute baller at therapy

[The Secret @thesecret]

You are going to receive the most amazing, incredible, fantastic news today.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Almost everybody you meet is either repeating a generational trauma or breaking the cycle. Pain travels down through families until someone is ready to feel it and heal it. When you heal yourself, you heal your lineage.

[Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen]

Hi. My name is Magnus Carlsen.

[Anish Giri @anishgiri]

Chess is 100% suffering.