chubby puppygirls are peak bc
1- you know they're being taken care of good and getting spoiled with treats
2- moar thigh to squish
3- more tummy to rub
hypnotizing you to get dumber whenever you bark
you dont notice it at first
but then your mind starts clouding over
it gets harder and harder to form words
you try to say something but all that comes out are cute little woofs
brain completely empty except for the simplest little puppy thoughts
were you ever able to talk?
you’re just a stupid puppy after all
and stupid puppies bark away their brains
i need to be talked in a certain way like right now
"you poor thing"
"its okay puppy you didn't know better"
" no no like this not like that"
"pup you know you cant do that by yourself let me help"
"youre doing so good baby, im so proud of you"
Oh no, pup! What happened?
You stopped mid-sentence and just started drooling and whimpering.
Did your brain reset?
That’s what happens when you try and think too much.
Eyes glazed over… Mind all foggy… So stupid like this…
It’s okay sweetie. I’l take good care of you.
Dehumanising puppy play.
"down" you can't get on the bed, that's for people.
"sit!" because you're not allowed on the bed but you can follow commands.
"paw" because you don't have a hand, puppy has a paw.
"shake" because you're being taught new tricks like a good dog.
"awww. does puppy think its a person." in a condescending voice, and something in you breaks because puppy isn't a person and puppy is suddenly whining and barking and humping the air and puppy doesn't know why.