Worried Pseudonym

[Dragon Emoji]

[Worried Pseudonym @KaiJerome]

I just want my wife to look at me the way she looks at this pasta she's eating.

[Worried Pseudonym @KaiJerome]

@midgetnazgul I'm so excited. My copy (and console) arrives tomorrow.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

OK, Trump supporter, hear me out.

Pretend you're a truck driver. And Trump said truck drivers are "rapists & murderers.."

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Beware the Ides of March. Beware the march of ideas. Beware the brides of Dracula.

Also, dress warmly and avoid senators with knives.

[Worried Pseudonym @KaiJerome]

@midgetnazgul this is a really really nice way around it, tho, you're right. I'm optimistic.

[Worried Pseudonym @KaiJerome]

@midgetnazgul it's kind of sad how quickly I flipped from "ME was good as is, let it lie" to "how cheap can I get an Xbox one?"

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Updated tweet: In 9 days, Trump's THRICE mobilized thousands of Americans against him across the USA. Something's happening out there.🇺🇸 https://t.co/MyQ4bVDwfe

[Worried Pseudonym @KaiJerome]

@midgetnazgul D: ugh, that blows.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

If I were the architect for Trump's Wall I’d build a secret exhaust port the size of a womp rat so the rebels could save the Republic.

[Worried Pseudonym @KaiJerome]

@midgetnazgul I bet it makes way more sense now. Not sure why, just cuz.

[Sam Morris @SamMorrisDesign]

This photo of an Eagle taking a hard look at itself is not a metaphor for anything that's been in the news recently

[CNN @CNN]

George Orwell's '1984' is a bestseller again https://t.co/vWWGisrQrE

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

Good news is that libraries already have a huge section full of #alternativefacts

We call it the fiction section

[blonde pedri gonzález @shxrlocked]

Sir Ian McKellen's sign is EVERYTHING
#WomensMarch

[Ellie Ann 🌲🌈 @ellieannswords]

An older man handed Adara his lightsaber and said, "You take this."
She was glowing. Pass on your light to the next gen.
#womensmarch

[Worried Pseudonym @KaiJerome]

I just accidentally hurt my dog while playing with her so yeah, I'm the worst person ever I guess. ☹️

[Worried Pseudonym @KaiJerome]

Also, @mjsmitherz walking out of Princess Mononoke: "I need to read more Neil Gaiman." @neilhimself

[Worried Pseudonym @KaiJerome]

Princess Mononoke on the big screen was fantastic. Beautiful animation, mythic story, and it was @mjsmitherz first time seeing it. 💯

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Coming back from break and taking it slow, slow, slow… #Pokemon