Megan Thorstad

I am just going to say Hi to all you dorks.

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

I finally got my own puppy dog! Happy (early) birthday to me. :)

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

Hey Everyone My Age, stop having babies. Sincerely, Me (enjoying baby less life)

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

Marathoning the 90s Batman movies with my husband tonight. Because we can. #batman

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

I hate co-op board games because I can't win & beat everyone else. However, I enjoy co-op video games. #CompetitiveBoardGamer

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

For some reason, I'm craving mangos. And crafting (to make, not to eat). I have neither. #SadFace #Gimme

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

Some random kid just ran up behind me, tagged me, & ran away yelling "Cheese touch!" Um...what? #IDoNotBelieveInWimpyKidSuperstition

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

Pretty sure my dislike towards cats can lead back to #Disney: pro dog & anti cat. #MickeyMouse

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

Also, the mice are easily the best part of #Cinderella #WhyCanTheMiceTalkButNotTheDog

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

I totally forgot that Gus-Gus's full name is Octavius. #Cinderella #Disney

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

It's a(n old school) Relient K kind of night.

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

What. They're making army guys do the touchdown push-ups instead of the cheerleaders. #lame #whimpygirls

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

In a car with three men, & I was the only one right about the directions. #WomenAreAlwaysRight

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

@KaiJerome 😆😆😆😝😝😝😜😜😜

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

Guys. I have discovered that emojis are fun!! #ManicLaugh

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

I just quoted Anya from #BuffyTheVampireSlayer & @KaiJerome didn't understand the reference. #MyHeartHurts

[Readerproblems @Reader_probs]

If I can't take my book, I'm not going. #truestory #bookwormproblems

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

You know you're a nerd w/an English degree when you enjoy reading a compilation of essays about your fave writer/director. #JossWhedon

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

I just bought my first pair of yoga pants & my legs are like "Why have you not given us these pants before now?!" #SuperComfy #PantsHeaven

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

I definitely convinced my client that they drink root beer & not regular beer at Gaston's Tavern. #innocence #BeautyAndTheBeast

[Megan Thorstad @mjsmitherz]

This 3 yr old is seriously doing the potty dance on the light rail. Everybody roots for the kid to wait & help plan a route to the bathroom