I’ll never forget when @Kai__Williams and I bought a 5 lb gummy bear, ate some of it, then accidentally left it in his neighbors yard.. so then the next day a bunch of cops show up because the neighbors thought it was a bomb🤣🤣
If I had a girlfriend I would let her take as many bites out of my Travis Scott burger as she would like even though I would prefer to have it all to myself
My ex used to scream and go off on me for waking her up in the morning before I’d leave.
Today, I woke my girl up and she goes “I’m in love with you and I can’t wait to marry you. Do you think I could eat Christmas cookies for breakfast?”
Someone’s out there for you, trust me.