Kaiser Kobold

Voted #1 Best Kobold

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@ExoDust7755 Actually, those were me this time. I’m looking for the shinies I buried.

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@maddiedobles One might say, we need ‘A Million Amelias.’

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@KiraMuttaro What…HAVE YOU DONE?!

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@NYCMayor Get all the migrants out and ICE will leave too.
It’s crazy how easily this can be solved, Mr. Mayor.

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@_Zeets Christ literally endorsed drowning someone who caused children to sin.

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@ClaudesBBQ @PeteHegseth 155mm M284 Cannon please

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@TArchcast Gonna have to disagree there, Big Arch.

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@Dlstoke Matthew 18:6: “Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.”

Christ endorsed the drowning of those who harm children. Who are you?

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@defense_civil25 Except instead of a 12 rifle firing squad, could we use an M109A7 Paladin?

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@thoughtjunkie3 If we can’t deal with traitors, barbarians, and terrorists in a barbaric manner in defense of said civil society, what is the point of being civil?

Do we really want to be a society that wouldn’t put an end to those who want to do us harm?

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@MikeWChip The best way to deal with barbarians is in a language they know.

That being barbarism.

They don’t like what they reap?
They can stop sowing barbarism.

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@japan_nobunaga Keep posting about the politics and the funny stories, Samurai. They can stay mad.

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@statkspark And you know they would sit through her whole presentation before giving her a standing ovation.

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@pureMetatron @Pirat_Nation These slap and I want them.

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@creation247 These people are deplorable

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@KiraMuttaro Now you’re just kind of retarded. 😊

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@Reddit_Retards Probably because they share the same personality.

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@Lorgarwasright2 The consumption of corpse starch is not common and it tastes yucky.

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@ApexSeeker_ Yes, I have received a gun as a Christmas gift and it is by far one of my favorite little plinkers.

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@KirscheVerstahl Do you have some sort of doppelgänger? Like, is there an anti-Kirsche we should be looking for? An evil Kirsche?