THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire

Kaiser of the forthcoming Granite Empire | seasonal mustache haver | fermented bread-juice enjoyer | November 16th, 2019, 2nd intermission sled-race champion

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

Bum-ass “Paraguay” down 3-nil in the first half, @USMC @GoArmy @USNavy @usairforce divert all assets to Paraguay rn and annex them while they are weak

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

Paraguay don’t even know they’re losing, got no internet or cable in the favela fr

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

FUCK PARAGUAY BITCHHHH!!!!

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

Saddled up at the bar getting ready for the World Cup. Just deployed a colossal deuce in the porcelain receptacle, tummy feeling much better

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

downnnnn by the riverrrrrr

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

.@Activision @Treyarch just cut through all the chatter and announce that you’re releasing BO2 on PS5 right tf now

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

@realbobbyflux won’t even revel in the nostalgia, I’ll be back to take names. TDM, all maps, doesn’t matter

don’t play

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

If BO1 & BO2 releases on PS5 expect me to be MIA for several months

[Forward @ForwardLeaks]

CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS PS5 FILE SIZE - 22.7GB

CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS 2 PS5 FILE SIZE - 30.3GB

100% ONLY PORTS OF THE OLD GAMES

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

Time 2 train

[travis4nh @travis4nh]

Just wrote a check for $8,403 to pay 6 months worth of property taxes here in Weare, NH.

About 90% of that goes to fund the schools.

Yeah, it's a crap ton of money, but I ask you, can you really put a price on these kinds of results?

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

@AntDaBuilder

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

Should I cop for this weekend?? @AntDaBuilder @goooonnney

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

@AntDaBuilder @dallas_quinlan Ant has spoken on this matter

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

@AntDaBuilder FREE ANT!!!

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

@AntDaBuilder @AIPAC Blemon is kosher I’m pretty sure 🙏🏼

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

Blemon would actually be the greatest summer drink of all time don’t fucking PLAY with me 🍋

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

It’s a first for us! Welcome to the #BuschFlavorShowdown!

YOU get to help pick a new flavor! Drop a 🍑🍋 or 🍊in the comments to let us know which one you’d like to crack open!

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

@AntDaBuilder I didn’t post first but supporting BLemon was my idea first, so publicly I will support BOrange just to spite you

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

This is a reminder that Dexter Taylor is serving a 10 yr sentence in a NY state gulag for the first time offense of building his own rifles - a constitutionally protected act.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

If Russia spent $30M to unseat a congressman we’d never hear the end of it.

[THEE FORTHCOMING Kaiser of New Hampshire @Kaiser_of_NH]

@AntDaBuilder @Trimflyer