Kaison Ames,MAT,LAT,ATC

ISU Exercise Science ‘21/MSAT ‘23 🍁🌳@lindseywilson Associate Athletic Trainer 🩺. Wannabe golfer. Snap: kames22 👻 Dog dad 🐶

[Eve @evek181818]

my psychiatrist: "so I just want to acknowledge before, when you said you were doing nothing with your life - you just earned a master's degree 3 months ago"
me: "yeah but any idiot can get a master's degree"
my psychiatrist (sighing): "no."

[ethan @ardbrodie1]

didn’t realize she was filming when i sent that text lol

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

There’s a thin line between a numerator and a denominator, but only a fraction of you would understand.

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[Kaison Ames,MAT,LAT,ATC @KaisonAmes2]

@BDShowTracker @RobbyBerger TRACKER WHAT PAGE DO I FIND THE POLLS ON? I DONT EVER SEE THEM ON @BrillDumbShow

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

Do you ever sit with a bunch of people, listening to their conversation and think "I have nothing in common with any of you"

[James V @james_mtc]

He gets it.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Standing means it's an easy fix. If they pull a chair over and sit down you’re in serious trouble

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Movies]

This seriously felt like the most important game ever

[🦦 @isgxoboulokuhle]

Used women's body lotion and face cream this morning I can feel the accountiblty leaving my body.

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Movies]

Name an opening credits that goes harder than this

[Fab @fbnhrnz]

Una alumna me preguntó cuál era el lore (historia clínica) de un paciente

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

They don’t make shows like The League anymore

[pawle @lofrotomy]

guy named richard: please, call me penis

[autist @litteralyme0]

ON GOD DOOM IS COOKED