Kait Austin

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. This is my personal account, follow my teacher twitter @kaustinoob

[Emma Herlin @EmmaHerlin]

Strange feeling of community when #netflix is down around the world. #netflixdown

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

I guess I'll just be productive then #netflixdown

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

I just want to watch @parksandrecnbc but @netflix stopped working #fixitplease

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

I can literally eat unlimited tacos

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

How do I manage to stay at work for almost 12 hours? What am I even doing?

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

If I ask for no whip and the guy at Starbucks still puts it on my latte, the calories don't count, right? #loophole

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

Adulthood is your wisdom teeth coming in and ignoring it because you don't have the time to get them removed 😷

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

My second would probably be to never have to see creepy crawly bugs/spiders again.

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

If I had 3 wishes, one of them would be to go to bed with wet hair and not wake up looking like a serial killer.

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

Just squealed in excitement when I found my favorite California wine at @Hannaford

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

Just got excited about figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet. What is my life? And why do I have so many spare sheets?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When you make a new group text that's the exact same minus 1 person...

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

I hate when people reply all to emails when it is unnecessary.

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

Watching people's back to college snapchat stories and crying that I have to go to work tomorrow

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

@dakotaustin ew no stop

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

Why do fax machines even exist anymore when I can scan papers from my cell phone? #theresanappforthat

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

I'm just going to assume the reason I didn't wake up until almost noon is because I'm still jet lagged from Cali #5daysago

[Kait Austin @KaitAustin]

@dakotaustin ew why is your name daddy. Change it ASAP