Kaitlyn Elizabeth

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

I’ve been watching lots of Schitt’s Creek (again) lately, and I’ve really been channeling my inner David Rose: willfully ignorant, and attractively incompetent.

[Brianna Plush @briannaplush]

Shramp scimpi

[Swan Burgundy @MattSwany]

Really hoping that all those in the Capitol Building had practiced lock-down drills as often as I've had to with my students. It really desensitized us to the danger that was clearly being enabled daily. Definitely helps ease the tension of having your place of work invaded 👌

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

@TheSteveGeer Sadly, I heard most Calebs have an average lifespan of 38.

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

The mantra of 2020:

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

Nobody asked this Thanksgiving how this school year is going.

I'm guessing the answer is implied.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The perfect ad doesn’t ex— https://t.co/zngLM0JEgV

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

@MattSwany @TheSteveGeer Actually all my tweets are @thestevegeer tweets and all @thestevegeer tweets are actually my tweets.#Marriage

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

Fun facts:
- Harry Style's birth name is Harry Tacky
- There's only been 3 certified kung fu masters in history
- The first meatloaf recipe was created in response to a really bad accident on a farm
- Toenails grow inside as well as outside

[ny guy @urlocalnyguy]

To students starting school today,

Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.

Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

@TheSteveGeer Hazing.

[ALT 104.5 Philly @Alt1045Philly]

PSA

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

This is the weirdest vacation

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

@TheSteveGeer @thestevegeer back at ya, buddy.

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

I like The Staves for about the first minute, and then it’s like “...oh. So this is just the entire song then, huh?”

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

#kerrygold butter spreads like margarine, but tastes like the best butter. That’s what I always say.

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

I don't know which is worse: finding out the plant I've been watering for a year is fake, or that I like Eddie Vedder.

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

Most bugs are fine until they start jumping.

[Kaitlyn Elizabeth @KaitGeer]

We found a tired bee in our house and nursed it back to life