Stephen Geer

For those critically obsessed with Stephen Geer - here is his twitter. dip-off champion.

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

We’d probably see wider adoption of it as a untensil if it didn’t have the silly name “spork”

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

WHY NOT US?!?!?

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

What is the max number of people a yawn has passed through? Like, not from one person to a group, but individual to individual to individual, etc. how long was the chain?

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

GOD: 8
ANGEL: 9!
GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk
ANGEL: 10 lol
GOD: 15!!
ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25
GOD: 30!!
CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid
GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL
ANGEL: LMAO

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Doctor: Your baby's got a temperature. You need to make sure he's cool

Me *puts a baseball cap on him*

Doctor: He is sick!

Me: Thank you!

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

The biggest current point of contention in my marriage with @KaitGeer right now is probably that her palate is unable to grasp the allure of a good dollop of tangy Dijon mustard in a homemade vinaigrette.

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

#Tradle #560 2/6
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[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

#Tradle #557 6/6
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[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

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[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

#Tradle #555 4/6
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[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

@ConcernedApe @KaitGeer

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

@briannaplush On the 1-10 flavor scale, it's about a 0.7. It's almost exclusively used as a garnishment because it has no strong presence. Might as well use grass clippings.

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

If I had to pick 1 commonly used herb to remove from existence, there’s no doubt in my mind it would be Parsley.

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

The Magic years begin

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Statement from Commanders Co-Owners Tanya and Dan Snyder: “We are very pleased to have reached an agreement for the sale of the Commanders franchise with Josh Harris, an area native, and his impressive group of partners. We look forward to the prompt completion of this transaction and to rooting for Josh and the team in the coming years.”

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

@apgorick This is amazing

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

@D_Strong814

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

Overly fondant-ed desserts are the quintessential example of “preoccupied whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

If you watch the Super Bowl ads online before they officially air, it really says something about the type of person you are.

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

If there’s anyone who can lead a 4th quarter comeback, it’s Tom Brady 4 years ago

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

“You know, I always thought this was a basketball movie”

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

I will be live tweeting my wife watching Good Will Hunting for the first time. Stay tuned.

[Stephen Geer @TheSteveGeer]

“Of course the weird creepy music is Danny Elfman”