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[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

So, are we completely out of rubber bullets and tear gas?

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

To anyone saying “I’m a republican we’re not all like this,” I encourage you to reflect on the company you keep. Where do you think this came from? Hope it was worth it.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

This is not patriotism. This is not protesting. This is reprehensible violence and aggression and needs to stop now. We hope safety for all those who work in the Capitol.

[Ricky Rocksteady @RocksteadyRicky]

Capitol during Capitol
BLM protests today

[Miranda Sings @MirandaSings]

U better have presents for me tomorrow cuz I’m ur daddy.

[kait @KaitLog]

At that point in adulthood already where even late night Saturday radio station club remixes give me a hangover.

[kait @KaitLog]

Update: now I’m watching this cowgirl movie and her dad just got deployed and I’m crying and I realized the kids have been asleep for about an hour now

[kait @KaitLog]

How does forcing families apart encourage bipartisanship in any way https://t.co/aD3GQFRMBn

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Democrats can fix their forced family breakup at the Border by working with Republicans on new legislation, for a change! This is why we need more Republicans elected in November. Democrats are good at only three things, High Taxes, High Crime and Obstruction. Sad!

[kait @KaitLog]

@HallHarlee 😂😂😂

[kait @KaitLog]

Currently babysitting and watching Barbie in Dreamhouse and I am ashamed at how much I’ve genuinely laughed.

[kait @KaitLog]

Trying to explain to the girl I’m babysitting why it makes me mad that the Barbie shows portray everyone tan and blonde as good and everyone brunette and Tom-boyish as evil and incompetent and then I remembered she’s 3.

[kait @KaitLog]

How I feel about working all 3 jobs tomorrow ft. Griffey

[kelsey @kelseypooter]

ihop: our new name will be ihob

everyone: what’s the B stand for

ihob: the B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.

[Glen Marlin 🍊🏈 @GlenMarlin]

Certainly worth 3 minutes of your time. https://t.co/cLMkwSafdd

[emily @emsuz622]

I really hope the rest of the world understands that Trump’s behavior and comments are not an accurate depiction of [some of] the American people

[kait @KaitLog]

My alarm every morning is titled how much money I’m going to make for getting up and going to work that day. #adulthood