KT

pasta la vista chef boyardeez nuts

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve failed to read rooms i was alone in

[seraph @despaird0ll]

it's cptsd awareness month and i am about to make you all very aware

[KT @KaitlinTM]

yall the pillow fighting championship is on

[teddy | kkenpilled @henrylethm]

red state leftists realize that the south has the highest concentration of minorities and gerrymandering makes the states red, while blue state leftists wish devastation and destruction on the south bc they think it's deserved

[pinkishlefty @pinkishlefty]

The absolute funniest part of capitalist ideology is that they somehow managed to convince everyone that "freedom" meant like...the freedom to choose between 63 kinds of shampoo, and not like...the freedom to quit a job you hate without losing your health insurance.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Telling my doctor to prescribe me something he’s always wanted to prescribe someone but has never had the opportunity

[KT @KaitlinTM]

I love when I find one of these

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

i have learned that if you are a Person With Theories, you simply cannot date someone who is theoryless. the theories can be wildly different, even occasionally deranged, but there must be theories. ideally over time your respective theory ecosystems begin to cross-pollinate

[Infodex @infodexx]

The US by places with similar Climates.

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

Somewhere between “I can do it myself” and “why am I doing everything myself” is the entire female experience.

[miilad @mladamri]

microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Throw your hair in a claw clip, put on some Alo sweatpants, get behind the wheel of a massive white SUV, and handle it

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I don’t know how the fuck I could know if I’m allergic to skyrizi without taking skyrizi

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

“lock in” ? no thanks . I am already “locked in” my own body as a prison that punishes me for being alive

[Dr. Dave Genyáhdë:h 🏳️‍🌈🪶 @DaveAshelman]

I did a whole research project on this in grad school. Companies reap over $300 BILLION a year in free labor from customers using self-checkouts. If they’re not going to pay customers, they can shave some price.

[garvy @garvvee]

every therapy session i’ve ever had is just me describing my issues, explaining my plans to solve them, then my therapist going “well sounds like you’ve got it covered”

[َ @saintava]

i remember learning about weed for the first time as a kid and thinking "yeah this is something i'll likely be involved in"

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Immediately upon exiting my mother’s womb they obliterated my nervous system