painters in movies: focused. don’t move from canvas for hours. finish oil painting in one day. few spots of paint on hand and shirt.
painters in reality: look at canvas. make two strokes. need a snack. back to canvas. scratch face. paint in ur eyeball. oh that’s blue not black.
I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
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don’t ever leave the house
but
still would like to be invited
to leave the house
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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Listen if you see me rocking a bikini this summer and think “wow she’s put on some weight since high school.” Ya damn right I did, I’m not 18 anymore so mind ya business and leave me and my fat happy ass alone. 🤷🏼♀️