Kaitlyn Stallo

A free range turkey

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Made a new Twitter for all of my fans

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@BigMamaHalz It’s true I have this exact shoe 😔

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I know that I’m getting old due to the fact that there have been countless instances where I’ll see a young gal in an ad wearing what I believe to be a sensible cute dress and when I click to see where I can buy it, it’s actually a bathrobe

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

“Just a little off the top” me to my lobotomist

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@oliviaawright why don’t we get drivers like this

[Jason Goldman @goldman]

Finally someone is in my corner

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@oliviaawright

[pj @pjayevans]

This is where the balls from Target come from. This is what they look like in their natural form

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@BigMamaHalz I am literally obsessed with Miriam 😅

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@BigMamaHalz I’m also on Jewish tik tok and I really don’t know how it happened but I love it

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If you’re ever having surgery and wondering what all you need to bring, I can assure you that brass knuckles and a ball gag are not on the list. However, my patients beg to differ

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Thinking about the time I meant to ask my 98 year old great grandma if she had any Vaseline, but mixed up my words and instead asked for Vagisil. Then to make matters worse, I told her I needed it bc “my lips are so dry” 💀

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Another work story: last week I gave report to a nurse for one of my heart surgery patients. She called back a few minutes later very puzzled that his height was listed as only 3 ft 8 in. It was then that I realized I’d forgotten to mention this man had no legs

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Here he is for proof. There are more just like him and at this point I’m concerned. This is a cry for help

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Does anyone else get random live videos of severely deformed people on their tik tok? There’s this one who is a DJ and he doesn’t seem to have a jaw bone and is missing several fingers, can’t seem to get rid of him. I am not joking unfortunately

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Happy 4th of July everyone. This is the greatest fireworks video of all time.

[Walmart @Walmart]

@KaitlynStallo It is hard to resist it, Kaitlyn! 😍 👍

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The grip that Tostitos brand salsa con queso had on me in middle school has now returned at 25 years old as I bought a jar at Walmart yesterday and have already finished it off in less than 24 hours

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It’s wild to me that I have quite literally saved people’s lives with nothing but my bare hands. However, these same hands struggle daily just trying to open a Tylenol. Always humble yourself

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@kstallo17

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Just for fun let’s get Mambo No. 5 on the Billboard Top 100 again.

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@abagailmartinn Why is everyone praying on my downfall rn 😅

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Very annoyed that my Instagram was hacked, yet also very relieved they didn’t post any porn