Kal

Philosopher, Badger botherer, Inventor of the Melon-Cauli salad.

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@HeavyMetalSvet Yep. It's Gary Numan's band.

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#bcfc Wait another week and choose between Eddie Howe or Roy Hodgson.

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@BrumHarry Keith Bertschin.

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@SteveSpeirs4 Chocolates?

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@robmilkins147 Every inch a glittering superstar. Best night since Alex won the WC in '82. Proper snooker, played by a gifted yet humble player. Keep it up Rob. 👍🥇🌠

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@RealTimVine @GardenBirdsGB @RobinExpert @BillOddie @ChrisGPackham I am a robin expert. You don't need to capitalise the word "robin" when you're talking about the species of bird. Sounds like you treat birds with too much reverence, which might be what attracts them to your door.

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@JohnLee19020862 @KerryAGodliman I agree. We just need to find one now.

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@RLCAbuwlBXqn6x8 @johnmcdonnellMP I don't disagree that it was the biggest factor, but (a) it wasn't the only factor & (b) the Labour Party's Brexit policy at that GE was, at best, unfathomable. That the Tory majority grew by as much as it did (winning die-hard labour seats) created the monster that is this Govt.

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@AdrianEdmondson Ade, we don't need to know when you go to the loo.

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@JonesMoaning @LynneSaunt @BeckettUnite NHS workers who drive to a station, use the car park and get a train to work will have to pay in exactly the way that you do. Comparing apples with pears automatically makes your argument irrelevant. That private sector workers can usually park for free (at work) is relevant.

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@BlueTillz75 He always showed up, but wasn't really worth £1m a year in wages. We've always had decent DMs - Savage, Cisse, Muamba. Who'll be next?

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@RealTimVine Apparently he lost a testicle in a childhood boating accident, so I'd go with "The One-ball of Wimbledon."

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@melissaCnavia Okay, I get the hint. But we'll always have Paris.

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@NRA Ah, so he was a "brave soul with a gun." If this wasn't so horribly tragic, it would be hilarious. The NRA is the world's worst ever bad-taste joke - the US is now a paradise for gun-toting zombies. You don't need to worry about terrorists - you've done their job for them.

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@Barnes_Tormer @rickygervais I walked by Ricky (he was walking the other way) on Store Street in London in about 2002. I was going to say hello, but he looked at me with an expression that said, "oh God, he's recognised me, I hope he doesn't say hello," so I didn't. His loss.

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@campbellclaret @rickygervais @RestIsPolitics "brought in out in me..."?

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@LdubEllis @santiagomayer_ You'd like to think her followers will be offended by the way she's treating them like inbred, yokel, red-neck idiots. But, seeing as they're inbred, yokel, red-neck idiots, I guess she'll succeed in getting them angry instead.

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@_Sean7_ What have I told you about mixing your meds?