Kal Durand

Mostly rants, sarcasm and #MUFC. Global Social Media Director at @SageGroupPLC, ex @O2. Head Coach of @GiffnockSC2013. Personal account/views are my own.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Ignore the body language doctors, the narrative writers & agenda setters, this is the work of a genius. Footballing wizardry, poetry in motion. You are witnessing an all timer doing this weekly.

Manchester United legend, Premier League legend, Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

@GLA_Airport @united @CioMoc1727 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✈️🗽🤞🏼

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

@BradleyTooth @SkySportsNews @Fanalysisapp @thumbaldinho @United_Macca @Carabao_Cup 4-0. Clean sheet needed and goals. Would like to see obi get some minutes too.

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

@BradleyTooth @Fanalysisapp @thumbaldinho @United_Macca @AliceTalksFooty 3-0 United. 3 new boys to score ⚽️⚽️⚽️

[Sage UK @sageuk]

🚨 Breaking: Sage is now the Official Accounting Software Partner of the @EFL! ⚽

For 40+ years, we’ve backed UK small businesses - now we’re supporting the clubs they love too. 💚

Learn more 👉 https://t.co/t9ejOJTlix

@GNev2 | #SageEFL

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Everyone wants our third shirt 😉

Get yours at United Store 📲

#MUFC || #PEveryone wants our third shirt 😉

Get yours at United Store 📲

#MUFC || #PEveryone wants our third shirt 😉

Get yours at United Store 📲

#MUFC || #PEveryone wants our third shirt 😉

Get yours at United Store 📲

#MUFC || #PL

[Giffnock SC @Giffnock_SC]

"You can only play Walking Football if you're old" ❌

Oscar Durand from our 2013s reads out some Walking Football 'myths' for players John Houston and Jane Shepherd to bust 👊

#monthenock #gscfamily

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

@Giffnock_SC Incredible talent. Can’t wait to see what’s next ⚽️

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

Another top talent moving on up the football pyramid.

Delighted for him and will miss his wand of a left foot 🪄 ⚽️

[Giffnock SC 2013 @GiffnockSC2013]

With great pride we are pleased to announce that our incredibly talented midfielder Campbell, has signed for @Morton_FC ⚽️

Wishing him all the best from everyone at @Giffnock_SC.

#MonTheNock ⚽️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

You can't beat an Original.

#MUFC || @adidasFootball

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

Absolutely delighted for this kid, well done big man 👏🏼

[Giffnock SC 2013 @GiffnockSC2013]

Congratulations to Carson who tonight signs for @KilmarnockFC ✍🏻

An absolute stand out player, we can’t wait to see him flourish and wish him all the best going forward ⚽️

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

And another one.

The biggest talent I’ve seen, delighted and can’t wait to see what’s next for this special kid 👏🏼

[Giffnock SC 2013 @GiffnockSC2013]

For the second time this year, @GiffnockSC2013 say goodbye to one of our goalkeepers, as David Chime signs for @CelticFC ☘️

A huge talent with incredible character, he will be fondly remembered by everyone at @Giffnock_SC.

#MonTheNock ⚽️

[Giffnock SC 2013 @GiffnockSC2013]

What. A. Weekend. 🏆

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

So proud of the boys 💪🏼 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Giffnock SC 2013 @GiffnockSC2013]

Well done to our boys who spent the weekend in Holland and are coming back with the trophy 🏆

[Giffnock SC @Giffnock_SC]

𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗🔴⚽⚫

After successfully developing a number of players into pro youth academies, Giffnock SC 2013s have spaces available for advanced and high intermediate players ⚽

📲 Interested? Contact Kal on [phone]

#monthenock #gscfamily

[Giffnock SC 2013 @GiffnockSC2013]

Well done to the boys completing their sponsored walk of Conic Hill to raise funds for their trip to compete against teams from across Europe in Holland this Summer 🏔️

Thanks to all those who have donated so far, our @JustGiving is open until this Friday https://t.co/JzJAz7u5UK

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

Sounds like a grape idea! 🍇 🍷

Anyone fancy starting a running club with me?

[James @james_briggsy]

A guy did the London Marathon and had a different wine at each mile! That’s something I can get onboard with

[Kal Durand @KalDurand]

@WeAreEnvoyUK @Giffnock_SC @GiffnockSC2013 Thank you 🙏🏼

[Giffnock SC 2013 @GiffnockSC2013]

The @WeAreEnvoyUK March Players of The Month are..

Oscar - Milan 🔴
Luke - Inter ⚫️
Hamish - Napoli 🔵

Congratulations boys ⚽️👏🏼