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[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

Might not be today, but one day, I go trend for this Twitter 📌

[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

@IBEDC_NG Unable to enter token on my reader

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

The greatest celebration in world football.

Pioneered by a man who
Doesn’t cheat opponents.
Doesn’t defraud opposition,
Doesn’t rely on help from referees,
Doesn’t pretend to be humble.

Beyond one generation,
Beyond just football,
Beyond just one man,
SIUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

Oloye 🐐

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Burnaboy is the first true global superstar Afrobeats has produced.

- First African artist to headline MSG-13,586 tickets.

- First African artist to headline a concert in a US stadium. State Farm Arena.

- First African artist to headline a music concert in a European stadium. London Stadium. Sold out 80,000 capacity.

- First Nigerian artist to headline Red Rocks Amphitheatre.

- Co-op Live, Manchester. England's biggest indoor arena, sold out.

- Filled the 80,000 capacity Stade de France, Paris.

- "I Told Them" Tour grossed $30.46 million. The highest-grossing tour by an African artist in history. 302,801 tickets.

- His June 2024 London Stadium concert grossed $6.15M from 58,973 fans. The biggest single concert ever by an African artist.

- He holds 27 of the top 40 highest grossing shows by an African artist.

- The Oceania leg of his 25/26 tour grossed $3.1M from 31,000 tickets. The most for an African artist.

- World Cup opener and Final half time show.

- 11 Grammy nominations, 1 win.

- First African artist to achieve more than 10 million equivalent album sales globally.

- Nearly 8 billion Spotify streams.

Oloye @burnaboy 🫡.

[PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™ @13_xcvi]

Lmao. That’s how one lied to her dad she was going to school, only to end up in my house for a couple of days before she finally left for school.

Dying the few days she spent in my house, she wants to be dictating everything to me, including when I should have sex. Lmao. She didn’t really know who she was dealing with.

I sha had sex with her that night, I collected another one the next day. Then on the third day she was supposed to leave for school, I made a move but she was being the anambra girl that she is, I just left her.

I contacted one of my sneaky, 2 seconds she was in my house, I had sec with her right there in the same house. E pained me the tozo in my house was so engrossed in her TikTok videos she was watching that she didn’t notice it.

But the thing with me is, vindictiveness is gold. When I was done, I kept the condom pack I used on the table so that when she comes out of the rooms she’ll see it, as na madness we wan Dey mad.

When she started preparing to leave for the park, she was busy arranging her things, while I was earnestly praying for her eyes to see the used condom pack and boy, did she see it and lose her mind!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

She went “what’s a condom doing here??” 😂😂😂😂😂

I told her I kept it there. Then she asked what I used it for, I retorted “what do they use a condom for before???” 😂😂😂😂

Abi I dey host air baloon show??? 😂😂😂😂

She knew better not to even raise her voice in the name of her being angry cos I’ll walk her out asap!!! I don’t condone such nonsense from women!

She started bitching around and muttering under her breath like I give a fuck!! 😂😂😂😂

She eventually packed her bags and left without telling me good bye or even saying a word to me. And me in turn locked my door immediately she stepped out 😂😂😂

I don’t know what made her feel I was one of her useless uncles that come to report their cheating wives to her mum or maybe she thought I was her weak ass father that birthed whores 😂😂😂😂

While she left angrily, if she ever comes to my house again, she’ll behave properly and keep her shenanigans to herself when next she’s around me!

Igbo men, especially Anambra ones are the reason Igbo women are senseless and behave like idiots cos they never cease to worship these useless girls without sense.

I’m an Igbo man from Anambra state and I’m not gonna condone rubbish from women in the name of “women are weaker vessel” or “treat women nice” cos often times, na from clap dance dey start. Once you condone the first one, it becomes a tradition. But unfortunately, I’m not a traditional man

[PATRIOTIC SOJA ($TSIR-MUNCHAN) @Pressman2040]

OMG 😱 😱 😱

The Lion is warming up to eat his food.

Watch till the end.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

This Man use para explain am here lol

[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

@ManUtd_ID Rest in peace keh??

[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

@thelady_O @guzu_p This one??

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Dear @UnilorinNGR

You will answer to God.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

ESTAMOS AQUI!

[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

@guzu_p Crazy thing is she might still divorce him for his assets and child support eventually.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

The last one was his because that was years later in the marriage while the other two was for her ex because she was still sleeping with him before they got married and at the early stages of her marriage.

He settled for a non virgin and was rewarded with two bastards.

One day, you all will understand the importance of settling for a virgin. For now, keep settling for non virgins with good character.

I will be here to celebrate your waste of time, efforts, money and sacrifices you made raising another man's child.

The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

After the first World Cup game which Portugal drew with D.R. Congo, all attacks has been on Ronaldo. They all forgot last year at 40, he won Portugal their second UEFA NATION LEAGUE.

He was the highest goal scorer in the competition with 8 goals while second was at 4 goals. Scored against Germany in the semis and Spain in the finals. All of a sudden today, he's being criticized all over the world for one game and a tournament that is still opened for any team to qualify. This is just to tell you how fast humans forget what good you have done for them in the past.

But the good thing about Ronaldo is that criticism inspires him the more because he's the man who loves to see people eat theirs words.

At the end of the day, it's not over until it's over.

Watch out the very best of what Ronaldo is going to give in this 2026 World Cup.

GOAT 🐐

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Her husband will later send millions inviting her favorite artiste, spend millions on her bride price, marriage lists, and give her her dream wedding whereas she's planning on cheating on him.

One day, Nigerian men will understand the ramifications of Okafor's law.

Settle for a non virgin at your own peril.

[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

See wetin this girl dy talk , Bro marry at your own risk .💀🙆‍♂️

[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

If she is not a virgin, don't wife her!

[Aku N’esi Obi Ike (I) @Kasieobi_1]

“Except you married your wife a virgin, she wishes she married one of her exes, and not you. 95% of married women wish they were married to one of their exes,” a Nigerian woman says.

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_inside]

🏆 BACK 2 BACK 🏆

[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

Bigger win than Arsenal winning the EPL

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

@ManUtd King Elite

[Elites Playground @KalakutaMedia]

You will crumble

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

ONE. TO. GO.

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