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In shambles

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Is Jensen copying the playbook:

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Never leaving this site

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@CaudilloXIV The sleep disruption is what causes this

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A guy just walked past my apartment playing The Cup by Dave Blunts on a speaker. Was that you @petergrffyn

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@camiinthisthang Friends Only?

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@randcorpalt He could be spying on them, you never know

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@Chadson Happy birthday! 🎂

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@samelliottsam @martyrdison The kids are saying Charlie Kirk now

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@suspirant I stopped in Aberdeen on a road trip at 11pm and I’m convinced I saw actual demons

[Joscha Bach @Plinz]

Science is not some hobby that serves the self actualization of people in a publicly sponsored job placement program. It is the systematic search for truth.

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@nsokolsky @Austen Thank you for using my feature ❤️

[Claire Lehmann @clairlemon]

Why Emmanuel Macron should not be letting a good riot go to waste

@K_Niemietz's latest for @Quillette
https://t.co/fOmUfOfmU3

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Genuinely exhausting being the only moderate lib at the family function. You have the young lefties and boomercons arguing with you at all times. The groypers are somehow the most chill

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Social security was a mistake

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Aura-loss for Paris and Milan. My wife and I will be going to Japan instead

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@retarded__woman @javocadosss Yeah not really an addiction in the traditional sense. More like “yeah this is an unhealthy thing I do occasionally/somewhat frequently”. Not like alcoholism really

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@SaladBarFan Who is asking for this? Lol

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Insane how “tech bro” went from tech frat guy to a thinly-veiled anti-Asian slur by leftists in like 5 years

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@p8stie @aelfred_D

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Elon must’ve had the inside info on this launch date, right?

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Might actually be the most savage dunk we've seen on this platform in recent memory lmfao 💀💀💀