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In shambles

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Trump appealed a WC red card and Ken Griffin paid Pocchetino to win a World Cup. Democrats have lost a lot of ground

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God loves America

[Doug McIntyre @ByDougMcIntyre]

FIFA has cleared the way for U.S. men’s national team forward Folarin Balogun to play in the USA’s round of 16 match against Belgium in Seattle on Monday, multiple sources tell me and ⁦@MelissaMOrtiz⁩ . ⁦@FOXSoccer⁩: https://t.co/Uaw9OE6mqQ

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How Cape Verde was moving today:

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I’ve been told with high confidence that billionaires have never done anything good for me

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

If you're loving the USMNT World Cup run, be sure to thank American patriot Ken Griffin for helping cover Pochettino's salary

[Yú Cuàn (竄籲) @YuCuanIllini]

针对巴洛贡被出示红牌一事，我认为美国应采取外交手段予以回应，并将萨拉热窝从地图上抹去

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Bosnia playing dirty the first half and we get a bs red card :(

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@Chadson It’s not too late chadson

[Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation & Institute @RonaldReagan]

Did you know? ⚽️ Legendary football player Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) was named after Ronald Reagan. "My parents named me after him because they both liked the name and thought it sounded strong. I know my father admired him."

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@Chadson @ryanmatttheu Needs the met market cookie instead

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@DeepDishEnjoyer Followed soccer for years and never realized this. Seems kind of absurd

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@Philip_DT At least they have the 4 stars on their jerseys

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@antoniogm Benelux?

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@Philip_DT Yeah, much better for limoncello than vodka

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Ronaldo vs Messi is an IQ test

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@looksmaxxvc Sounds good, check your DMs later. Have a date w/ my 10/10 gf tonight

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@looksmaxxvc 6’3” and jacked. Where’s my seed money for AI plastic surgery recommendations

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@Chadson Extremely dumb that the jerseys are the same as Brazil’s

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USA