lasagna lizard

bruh I b they/them

[lasagna lizard @KaliRadice]

Someone needs to take my phone away from me when I drink. Last night I tried to sell my nudes to guys in exchange for all three seasons of Avatar the Last Airbender 😂😭

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

If that's not symbolic as hell. Is that a sign from the universe? LMAOOO

[Zito @_Zeets]

People have such contempt for poor people and evil in their hearts that the possibility of a person who gets $300 a month buying a bag of chips with that money leads them into this rage where they declare that the person should have that small amount taken away.

[Blue 🏳️‍⚧️ @bluefolf]

If one falls, they all do 🏳️‍⚧️

[Nitty Scott @NittyScottMC]

just for reference ... $880 billion is just about the entire medicaid budget, but the headline doesn't say "we are eliminating medicaid"

cruelty is the point here. people will die.

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

I want to be VERY clear: There is no LGB without the T. If you think there is, you are wrong. This is a fact. It is not up for debate.

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

Just going to continue emphasizing that this, detaining a bunch of people who haven’t been convicted of a crime and incarcerating them en masse in a fortified location against their will because they are part of a specific ethnicity or other group, is a concentration camp

[TopBaby. @top_baby666]

guys it happened. its been over 23 years and someone finally forgot.

[ger🌭 @gerawaycar]

If you need help choosing who to cheer for during the Super Bowl just remember one team WILL be going to the White House and one won’t because they declined last time that man was in office soooo go birds baby

[pookie :3 @capricorndemonx]

not even on some woke mob shit but a pride flag makes me feel secure when i visit an establishment

[𝔩𝔞 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔞🇲🇽 @ewiseepeople]

fuck trump and know your rights!!!

[Boyan Slat @BoyanSlat]

When you're angry at "the 1%" and discover you're actually one of them

[🦐THE Lexi! @HSTSKaczynski]

how do i get one of those high paying fake email jobs where you just email people and have 'meetings' and basically do nothing at all for 30 years and get to retire with millions

[lasagna lizard @KaliRadice]

Fuck you Elon cause my downstairs neighbors car charger wasn’t working so I was out of electricity and WiFi until I had to go outside and tell them right before they drove away

[lasagna lizard @KaliRadice]

“Ya know that show Mrs. Butterworth’s pussy palace?”

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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