Kat Fournier

just a lesbian who talks too much

[l🦎zzie @pinkeye12shots]

i HATE people who take their untrained dogs out without leashes this little bby dog almost ran into the street bc her owner is a fuckhead

[Kat Fournier @Kalifourniay]

@pinkeye12shots Re fucking tweet bitch

[Kat Fournier @Kalifourniay]

Mornings are for listening to mal blum and looking at yourself in the bathroom mirror preparing yourself for a good day

[Lillian Boyd @herelieslill]

i don’t know who needs to hear this but put your fucking dog on a leash

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Say it aint so,
I will not go,
turn the lights off

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

You look like a snack:
-way overused
-not specific enough
-not enough affectionate noises

You look like a moose:
-a very cute moose
-make all the boy moose go HWAAAAH

[Kat Fournier @Kalifourniay]

@stfutony - rebuilt a relationship with my brother
- overcame self harm
- started going to therapy
- came out of the closet 🏳️‍🌈
- CUT 👏🏻 OUT 👏🏻 TOXIC 👏🏻 FRIENDS
- got myself the best support system of real friends
- tbh the past decade wasnt awesome, but we're on a road of recovery, folks

[Kat Fournier @Kalifourniay]

@stfutony In no particular order
- met the girl of my dreams who Im now dating
- lost 3 family members very suddenly within 6 months
- was diagnosed with depression & adhd
- began and ended a 5 1/2 year relationship
- got accepted into, and dropped out of college

[Kat Fournier @Kalifourniay]

I'm 23. Why do I still get anxious when the gas station attendant asks me if I'm old enough when I buy rellos. IM TWENTY FUCKING THREE.

[Kat Fournier @Kalifourniay]

"Ya wanna tag team my asshole and my cooch?" - @CaramelSufferin

[abkvs.bsky.social | 4pxbrush@tumblr @helloabakkus]

some millennials out here really wanna talk about ~kids these days~ n ~cringe tiktoks~ like we weren't the generation of "XD im so RanDum LOL CHEESE" and "i made you a cookie but i eated it" humor like... go look at your 2003 deviantart posts and get humble

[ashley @loneIymood]

sex is cool and all but have you ever watched your best friend get out of a relationship with someone you hated

[Kat Fournier @Kalifourniay]

My favorite thing about Guy Fieri is that he never really uses pronouns with anyone, he just calls everyone chef

[Kat Fournier @Kalifourniay]

Okay but yo what if you're both

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

all of our potatoes are boneless and that's a Denny's guarantee

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

how that first sip of iced coffee on an empty stomach hit in the morning

[Kat Fournier @Kalifourniay]

@KrisFournier2 Tbh, look for game dev jobs my dude! I think it would make you really happy