l🦎zzie

my dick is HUGE

[l🦎zzie @pinkeye12shots]

@seshaaabee hottest man alive THAT’S MY BABY!!!!

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

so sorry i have reading a book scheduled for tonight

[tomie @tomieinlove]

(Me): What’s that invisible substance all around you?

(Goldfish): Oh, water?

(Me): You know about water?

(Goldfish): Yes, what else would I be swimming through?

(Me, nervously): And that invisible surrounding barrier?

(Goldfish): You mean my bowl? Which keeps the water in?

[🐧fish.EXE👻🎃 @FishsPencil]

We are, one

[Errai @errai]

"The weather" is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

every diy venue should ban moshing, ban drugs and alcohol, stop PWYC tickets, stop booking bands and playing music (to cut costs), downsize the venue to be a stall on the street corner, only sell hot dogs, have a selection of condiments (ketchup, mustard, relish)

[死 @humanxmaybe]

they gave me a cat scan but all they found was that dog in me

[Arch Budzar @ArchBudzar]

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

[l🦎zzie @pinkeye12shots]

@seshaaabee 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[𓍊˖ ࣪⊹ @GOBLINC0RE]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

[The Nation @thenation]

Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
https://t.co/Qv5TsM8AXy

[rue yi @ruebytwo]

I visited your altar of suffering and it was shiny and clean. But when I visited your altar of enjoyment I noticed a layer of dust.

[GalaxyZeinzVA @GalaxyZeinz]

look at this STUPID fish

[P3a4 @P3a4_14]

#WillWood