Iván

He/him

[Marina Cuenca ⭐⭐⭐ @marinita81]

@cuticoge Este de ayer fue peor jajajaj

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Objectively a hilarious thing to do

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is some sort of mass delusion. They literally have no product worth this much

[𝓜λ𝓰𝓾𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝔁 @Magus_Max1]

Cada vez que hablan del tema del realismo en los videojuegos y de cómo se exige que se parezcan más a la realidad, me acuerdo de este video de Hoot.

Básicamente los babosos piden que sea así:

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”

“That is the only time he can be brave.”

[jul 🐯 @papajoolia]

Flashback to when I was desperately searching for my keys after dropping them at a bus stop and I was so relived to finally find them just for it to turn out to be a perfectly key-shaped leaf

[Leo #TENOÍ ⚔️ 🦾 🔥 @LeoElectro3]

INDIE NO SIGNIFICA FRACASO COMERCIAL CARAJO!!!
SIGNIFICA INDEPENDIENTEEEEE!!!!

[Tulkas🧉🦖 @oTulkas]

A estratégia dos fdp é a mesma a 30 mil anos.

[Ayan @idharbhiaagaya]

if someone handed me my phone during a really tough exam, at this point i would probably open twitter before i search online for answers

[Dani Torres @_danitorres___]

evidentemente no puedes agarrar una gaviota en mitad de la calle Corrida y retorcerle el cuello hasta matarla vamos a ver qué hace la gente defendiendo esto 💀

[Corey J. Mahler @CoreyJMahler]

If you think regulatory law doesn’t matter, stare at this bottle until you realize your error.

[lilly-rose ✿ @moogandacasio]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has reportedly discovered an anti-aging serum.

He is 19 years old.

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

A couple of guys are putting up ads for fake tech companies in subway stations and no one can tell the difference

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

I think it’s fucking insane that no one making our laws sees any potential problems with a single citizen possessing more wealth than 176 of 195 countries

[Airin🪭 @xairinx_]

Podrían subir impuestos a grandes empresas y a millonarios para recaudar ese dinero pero no, se tiene que joder la clase trabajadora que ha currado +40 años

Luego tened la cara de decir que el PSOE es de izquierdas

[☂️ @oleemequivocao]

martes: Tom Holland y Zendaya
miércoles: Feijóo

esta sucesión de nombres se siente irreal

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

Because if they tried to pitch “no more jobs for anyone! Also no UBI! Starve now!” they’d be reminded real quick that money isn’t actually power, violence is, and that money is only power insofar as it buys you control of violence.

[Get ya TWICE 🍭 saw TWICE @jihyogasm]

Yall in the quotes talking about "Sana is Japanese" girl Lebron is on the team 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lenin del rey ☭ @laustalinda]

si q cuesta diferenciar la real d la parodia si