FLOBERT🥀🌻

♈︎ ♌︎ ♓︎. Eternal RBF. Cat & Dog Fanatic. Suffering M.A. Museum Enthusiast. she/her. If you use ai, you are a failure.

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

In my bio is a link to a website by Impact that has educational resources, petitions, and sources to donate to. They cover a large range of topics. I’d check it out if I were you!

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

I am not dead but I am not gonna be back here for a minute. Maybe ever. Tragic how far this app has fallen.

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@graeswiftie13 @AllisonMDavey So is Kanye…and I know yall love him so much

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

Can’t wait for the ortho to ask why my blood pressure is so high only for me to tell him this is my worst nightmare come to pass

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@Riley_lovesyouu @erinnyc @rickdank_o Thank god someone else here has critical thinking skills. I appreciate you

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@rickdank_o A quick insta search and you’d know that she is in “picture perfect health”

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@chicfryrice She just did a health screening where she said she was in perfect health…so something isn’t mathing

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@IbleedRU @xevekiah Well, yes!

[daz @MetamateDaz]

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.”

MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME
MY BANK IS FORCING ME
THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME
THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME
MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME
SOCIETY IS FORCING ME

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

Fuck off emily

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Emily Blunt shares advice for girls who are unhappy with their jobs:

“Just find something that you deeply want to do. Even if you’re earning no money, as long as you love it, you’ll be happy.”

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Need to watch the rhony boat ride from hell here

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I put “😬” this is what I mean.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Not to sound like a libtard extremist but I'd rather spend $500 million on putting 15,000 homeless veterans in homes than on bailing out Spirit Airlines from its 2nd bankruptcy.

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

The way my twitter activity has fully fallen off since getting healthy hobbies and a boyfriend is actually fucking hilarious

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@gotrice2024 As someone who was reception in a salon I loved clients like this because fuck around, find out, and fuck off

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@gotrice2024 Let the client be an idiot on her own and ruin her hair. The stylist is completely right. And then she’ll still ruin her hair on her own and find a way to blame the stylist despite her many attempts at reasoning with her….

[☆ MiMi ☆ @princessnoias]

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

The worst thing my childless friend said to me was on my sons second birthday (we raised Montessori) and he got him a plushie and said "I didn't know what to get him since you guys only let him play with twigs and sticks"

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@karbonbased As someone who attended Montessori through kindergarten I think this is hilarious

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@nomodeath “Ok”

[FLOBERT🥀🌻 @Kalli329]

@fangsxbangs I think im safe?