Kally Littleton

Lover of all things beautiful...

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"There's plenty of fish in the sea..." "That's cool and all, but I'm human."

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Leggings with no ass... is like a wallet with no cash.

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You know you're bored when you're playing GTA and you're trying to drive normally like the other cars.

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And by "k" I mean 'fuck you'...

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Remember stressed is desserts spelled backwards!

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Bitches with glitches end up getting stitches.

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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy vodka, comic books, midget strippers, a pony andOH GOD I'M SO HAPPY!

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"You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit." - Oscar Wilde

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I wish memories were like text messages. I could delete the ones I don't like and lock the ones I love.

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"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

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My Disney Channel was "Even Stevens", "That's so Raven", & "Lizzie McGuire" It didn't involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school.

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I miss the good ol' days, when the "M"in MTV stood for Music and not Maternity.

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Multi-tasking : Screwing up several things at once

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"The highest happiness on earth is marriage." - William Lyon Phelps

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"Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions." - Dalai Lama

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Remember, if you are not playing your heart out, someone else is. And when you meet him, he will win.

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Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.

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"Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose." - G.K. Nielson

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The things you used to own, now they own you.