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Tweet others the way you would like to be tweeted
Blocked by Piers Morgan and other douchebags
My tweets are my own, unless they're not.
Can you spell sarkasim?

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I don't know who needs to hear this but you can't because it's a tweet, not an audio clip.

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@Abramjee @JoburgMPD @Jaca_Patrick JMPD pulling motorists off for expired discs, but their own vehicles have expired discs! According to the officer, it's fine for them because JMPD renews in bulk 🙄

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Hi @JoburgMPD
Got stopped for an expired disc (rightfully so).
But noticed the officers vehicle ALSO had an expired disc. He said it's fine. JMPD can drive with expired discs because they renew in bulk. Really?

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@bonglez why did you bail out on playing the most controversial part of the @TuckerCarlson interview where Huckabee said he'd have no problem with Israel taking the Lavant?

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@MattWalshBlog If you are from this country:

We don’t care what you think about other countries politics.

We don’t care what you think about other countries culture.

We don’t care what you think about other countries elections.

Our grift is over.

Focus on our own problems.

#FixedIt

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@LeroyMerlinSA1 3 calls over 3 days to follow up on an outstanding delivery.
Each time I'm told "I'll call you back shortly."
No calls, no follow-up, no response, no update, no service.
Service Delivery Rating: Zero

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Yup, time to delete X.
Leave it to the Zionist bots and paid genocide sympathizers that have flooded the timeline.
Might have stayed if it wasn't so blatantly obvious 😂🤦
They've lost the public opinion war. X is their final battleground.
Toodles.

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@GarethCliff Starting 'Lists' works both ways 👀

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@bensmithrugby "Undefeated against SA Rugby Twitter"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You reckon?

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Anyone else notice the bots and algorithm suddenly flooding the timeline with Pro-Kirk propoganda?

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The old playbook.
https://t.co/3sg8LbqI0t

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We're doing some seriously exciting social rewiring on our Discord channel! Keen to join the revolution?
Add me as a friend on Discord! Invite expires in 1 week: https://t.co/xRCiAP2o3a

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My friend Ali, an Irish writer & independent researcher (alimcforever on Tiktok & YouTube) has created a Discord where she breaks down empire, finance and media. Chats on history, power and propaganda included. If you're interested in joining, drop me a DM. It's super exciting!

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@BocaDuk3 @zerohedge I'm not American and even I know illegal/undocumented Labour isn't counted in the numbers 🤦

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@halalflow @briantylercohen starts EVERY YouTube video with "Breaking News! Explosive!"
I wonder where he's going to file this one that exposes his complicity in media silence and cowardice on Gaza?
Probably under "Sshhh! Stay silent and hopefully this will pass."

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@Villgecrazylady Hasbara Max
Literally

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@bonglez the news correspondents name really Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalpha? 🤔

[أنس الشريف Anas Al-Sharif @AnasAlSharif0]

This is my will and my final message. If these words reach you, know that Israel has succeeded in killing me and silencing my voice. First, peace be upon you and Allah’s mercy and blessings.

Allah knows I gave every effort and all my strength to be a support and a voice for my people, ever since I opened my eyes to life in the alleys and streets of the Jabalia refugee camp. My hope was that Allah would extend my life so I could return with my family and loved ones to our original town of occupied Asqalan (Al-Majdal). But Allah’s will came first, and His decree is final. I have lived through pain in all its details, tasted suffering and loss many times, yet I never once hesitated to convey the truth as it is, without distortion or falsification—so that Allah may bear witness against those who stayed silent, those who accepted our killing, those who choked our breath, and whose hearts were unmoved by the scattered remains of our children and women, doing nothing to stop the massacre that our people have faced for more than a year and a half.

I entrust you with Palestine—the jewel in the crown of the Muslim world, the heartbeat of every free person in this world. I entrust you with its people, with its wronged and innocent children who never had the time to dream or live in safety and peace. Their pure bodies were crushed under thousands of tons of Israeli bombs and missiles, torn apart and scattered across the walls.

I urge you not to let chains silence you, nor borders restrain you. Be bridges toward the liberation of the land and its people, until the sun of dignity and freedom rises over our stolen homeland. I entrust you to take care of my family. I entrust you with my beloved daughter Sham, the light of my eyes, whom I never got the chance to watch grow up as I had dreamed.

I entrust you with my dear son Salah, whom I had wished to support and accompany through life until he grew strong enough to carry my burden and continue the mission.

I entrust you with my beloved mother, whose blessed prayers brought me to where I am, whose supplications were my fortress and whose light guided my path. I pray that Allah grants her strength and rewards her on my behalf with the best of rewards.

I also entrust you with my lifelong companion, my beloved wife, Umm Salah (Bayan), from whom the war separated me for many long days and months. Yet she remained faithful to our bond, steadfast as the trunk of an olive tree that does not bend—patient, trusting in Allah, and carrying the responsibility in my absence with all her strength and faith.

I urge you to stand by them, to be their support after Allah Almighty. If I die, I die steadfast upon my principles. I testify before Allah that I am content with His decree, certain of meeting Him, and assured that what is with Allah is better and everlasting.

O Allah, accept me among the martyrs, forgive my past and future sins, and make my blood a light that illuminates the path of freedom for my people and my family. Forgive me if I have fallen short, and pray for me with mercy, for I kept my promise and never changed or betrayed it.

Do not forget Gaza… And do not forget me in your sincere prayers for forgiveness and acceptance.

Anas Jamal Al-Sharif
06.04.2025

This is what our beloved Anas requested to be published upon his martyrdom.

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Document them all!
Create the list!
The Deniers.
The Enforcers.
The Lawmakers.
The Financiers.
History will NOT be kind to them.

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Has anyone checked up on @LiamJacobsZA now that his daddy's been caught with his pants down?
👀👀👀

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Three lists for historians.
1) Epstein List
2) Names of those who pushed the Covid Vaccine
3) Genocide Deniers
That's all.