Geoffrey Kaluma

'I am an optimist- It doesn't seem much use to be anything else' W. Churchill.

[Ian Wafula @Ian_Wafula]

THREAD: My latest investigation into the proposed Upper Imenti airstrip found two elephants walking across the cleared runway area. Our aerial reporting reinforced concerns that the site lies within an important elephant movement corridor. @SautiSessions

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

If you know there are thieves in government, why do you pay taxes.

~Ministry of Interior Doctrine.

[Mungai Kihanya @mungaikihanya]

Legends will remember this:
In Apr 2010, the CoE handed their final draft to AG Wako for publication in preparation for the referendum.
Wako published in early May and immediately, hawk-eyed Kenyans noticed that it had been tampered with in Article 24(1)(d).

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Morocco winning the Afcon afters 90 +2 months 😂😂

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

Singapore. Sink-apo.

[Geoffrey Kaluma @KalumaG]

@ckanjama @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE @PoliceKE @citizentvkenya @NationAfrica @StandardKenya @AmnestyKenya @thekhrc "Nikiweka bibilia tu chini.." and other short stories

[David Nahinga Π 🇰🇪✊🏿 @dnahinga]

Ukiambia supplier wa mchanga akupatie etims receipt anasema enda mtoni ujibebee mchanga na ujiwekee hizo etims ghasia takataka

Biashara itasimama bwana

🥹😂😂😂😂😂

[FERDINAND OMONDI @FerdyOmondi]

Breaking news: WE WON!

The Kenya Seed and Plants Varieties Act, which threatened to fine and jail farmers for sharing uncertified seeds, has been declared unconstitutional!

Farmers break into celebration at the offices of Greenpeace Africa, which sponsored the case

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

What is the purpose of the East African Community if Martha Karua is denied entry into Tanzania to practice law, and is instead deported? This is a matter that President William Ruto ought to take up with President Samia Suluhu and if unresolved, expel the Tanzanian ambassador.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Public Participation Alert:
CONSTITUTION OF KENYA (Ammendment) BILL. Bill No. 4 of 2025

NOTIFICATION ON HEARINGS AND INVITATION TO SUBMIT VIEWS

Starting today Monday 5th May, 2025, Tuesday 6th May 2025,upto Wednesday 7th May 2025. From 8Am to 5Pm.

Please attend the public participation forums held for the purposes of ammending the constitution to entrench the following funds in the constitution.
1. National Government Constituency Fund (NG-CDF)
2. Senate Oversight Fund
3. National Government Affirmative Action Fund (NGAAF)

The hearings will be held countrywide at the following locations.
1. Mombasa - Tononoka Social Hall
2. Kwale - Kwale Cultural Centre
3. Kilifi - Coast Development Authority Hall
4. Hola - County Hall Hola
5. Lamu - KCB Hall
6. Taita - Mwatate CDF Hall
7. Garissa - Government Guest House
8. Wajir - ICT Hall Wajir Town
9. Mandera - Mandera Social Hall
10. Marsabit - Catholic Hall Marsabit
11. Isiolo - Catholic Diocese Hall Isiolo
12. Imenti - Kamunde Hall
13. Chuka - Katwana County Hall
14. Mbeere - IFAD Hall
15. Kitui - Kitui Multi Purpose Hall
16. Machakos - Machakos Social Hall
17. Makueni - Wote Green Park Gardens
18. Kinangop - Nyandarua CDF HALL, Ol Kalau
19. Nyeri - Nyeri Cultural Centre Hall
20. Kirinyaga - CDF Hall, Kirinyaga
21. Murang'a - Murang'a University of Technology Hall
22. Kiambu - Kiambu Social Hall
23. Turkana - Turkana University
24. Kapenguria - Mteelo County hall Kapenguria
25. Samburu - Maralal Vocational Centre
26. Endebess/Cherangany - Kitale Museum
27. Moiben/Kapseret - County Hall
28. Marakwet/Keiyo - KMTC Iten
29. Nandi - Eliud Kipchoge Complex
30. Baringo - Baringo Rehab Centre
31. Laikipia - NGCDF Hall Nanyuki
32. Nakuru - Kenya Red Cross Hall Nakuru
33. Narok - Narok Youth Empowerment Centre
34. Kajiado - Maasai Technical Institute
35. Kericho - ACK Church Hall Kericho
36. Bomet - St Bakhita Youth Training Hall
37. Mumias/Butere - Magharibi Hall Kakamega Town
38. Vihiga - Praise Centre Church Mbale
39. Webuye - Red Cross Hall Kanduyi
40. Teso/Budalangi - Busia Social Hall
41. Ugenya/Bondo - Siaya Institute of Technology
42. Kisumu/Nyakach - Tom Mboya Labour Hall
43. Homa Bay/Suba/ Kasipul - Homa Bay Stadium
44. Suna/Kuria/Rongo - Migori TTC
45. Nyaribari/Bomachoge/Kitutu - Agricultural Training College Kisii
46. Borabu/Mugirango - West Mugirango NGCDF Hall
47. Nairobi - Kenyatta International Conference Centre

Please Attend these hearings and make oral submissions and discuss the bill.
You can also submit a written representation to the same venues during the hearing hours from 8Am to 5PM and to the 290 constituency offices country wide.
*Crucial* Make sure you fill in the official PUBLIC VIEWS TEMPLATE.
*I'm inserting a copy of the Public Views template below this tweet. Download, print it out and fill it for submission.

Kindly also circulate either the poster, a screenshot of this tweet or the details of the above poster to other Kenyans to build awareness as mda ni mfupi.

[John-Allan Namu @johnallannamu]

🧵While on the road I usually have dinner alone. Yesterday two young men broke this self-imposed tradition when they came to say hello, inviting themselves to my table. They had something they needed to get off their chests. Lighthearted banter turned to something more serious; cancer.

[Elkanah Mbaka 🇰🇪 @ElkanahMbaka]

Sometimes i actually forget how iconic Wangari Maathai was. PhD in 1971? Nobel Peace Prize in 2004 making her the first African woman to do it.
Even Karura forest is standing today because of her, what a badass woman!

[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

To my good friend Karatu Murungi. The Cabinet position of youthful water CS Eric Muuga was the spoils of Gen Z war . It would be unfair to grab Munyonyo of such a young kid. Relax senior

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Karura Forest is being grabbed and it is very funny that many people do not even see this. This is how such schemes work. That forest used to be very large.

[Geoffrey Kaluma @KalumaG]

@AmbokoJH You have the whole judgment?

[MOgada @m_ogada]

I think this is the greatest endorsement for @OkiyaOmtatah. Your qualities are unquestionable when someone smart enough to think Kenya is a G7 member thinks you aren't a leader worthy of the Kenyan presidency

[Mwangi @MwangiMaina_]

BREAKING: Kenya’s Law Society has secured interim orders halting the implementation of the immunities and privileges granted to the Gates Foundation by the Ruto government.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Now that Adani is out , we should focus on deporting Bill Gates and making sure his immunity is revoked.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Ndio watoe hasira na mimi😂 itabidi umejileta Paris niko na balcony pia.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

WE DID IT!!! ADIOS ADANI!