Bill Zito Stan Account

Every day I wake up and I thank God for my wife and the Florida Panthers

[Bill Zito Stan Account @Kameron2494]

Here’s what happened before @BigCeaz got a hug from Paul Maurice at the parade. Truly an awesome moment for the biggest panthers fan I know #TimeToHunt

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@CracraftFan

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@tjziano Capitalism

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Zlatan clearly did not watch American fans watch American football. This statement only makes sense for sports with long ass seasons. Football you literally only have 17 matches. Less than half of the average soccer season

[Yonan @yonann]

Zlatan Ibrahimović calls American fans the softest fans he ever played for because they didn’t care about losing until the playoffs

"Most of my career I played in Italy, France, Spain, England, then I came over to US. I think US had the softest fans"

"when we were losing games, they were like don't worry, we just need to reach the playoffs. and I'm like what do you mean don't worry? in my world I am worried"

"if you think about my contract, I get paid now. I don't get paid when the playoff starts"

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@Soccer_Stats @1drizz The original was stolen

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@1drizz Because it was stolen lmao

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On day 1.5 of a two week trip, I’ve been gone for barley 48 hours and have already had a coworker text me they thought I was back

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@rodger Do you know how intricate James Dolans security system is?

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Republicans will look at you dead in the eye and tell you that we shouldn't feed kids.

[Bwoffa @TheBwoffa]

quote of the decade.

[Jaesyun @jaesyun]

Time to koreamax NOW

[SashaBarky @SashaBarky]

….so who invited the golden knights and hurricanes in the Stanley Cup Final

[Barfield. @__Barfield__]

Beers shite but the cans are class

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Squidward being the first one ever to get trapped in a Backroom

[Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 @dragonfudge]

The Report was much sharper but also ultimately wouldnt have survived the trump era. Colbert himself admitted that this kind of irony and comedy wouldnt work in a world where trump was unironically just like this

[onion person @CantEverDie]

elon musk about to kill himself

[R 🖤 @rbnmc26]

✍🏼 Taking photos of my son in football kits incase he gets an England call up

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MAN OF THE PEOPLE IN THE NOSEBLEEDS!!!

[2Cool2Blog @2Cool2Blog]

NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani spotted at the Cavs vs Knicks playoff game at MSG they are currently up 2-0

[Joueurs IT 🇮🇹 @JoueursItalia]

Retour de Venezia en Serie A = retour des maillots exceptionnels 😮‍💨

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@0ba0sama Man we’re on Toy Story 5 and there are still iPad kids

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.