K. Simone The Singer

im just a black girl with an iphone #AlternativeFacts

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

I don’t find it impractical that every black man will always frighten you and your foolishness because the blueprint will always be better than the duplicate and you’ll never know what to do with it.... @LadyLondonnn

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

@beyoncegarden its crazy how grown adults are bullies... then they raise kids

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

i feel like i’ve told some of yall congratulations on graduating about 17 times now

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

the man i be talking to thinks im a cry baby and idk i kinda like that cause nobody else does

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

okaaayyyyy part 32 of this nature, boy documentary just took me out. ohmygoodnesss

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

You ever notice you don’t run into people GOD removed from your life?!!?

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

hi. I taught my dog how to lay down and I feel accomplished. That’s all.

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

where the heck is Smosh? I need my Reddit stories.

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

i hate that my thoughts don’t run in a straight line 😭

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Netflix be like “We know exactly what movie you talking bout but we ain’t got it” 😭😭

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

@Matt_Pinner you

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

@Matt_Pinner jeopardy

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

sometimes I wonder if my friends ever realize how often I must dream of them…

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

@Ariannnyy_ so much happened here

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

the one that you love hasn’t changed. its just one of them days.

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

@PickleMamaa they have shmonion

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

is it weird i’ve been called out for code switching 3 separate times this week all by complete strangers?

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

cyber attack or AI 👀

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

🚨 BREAKING: half of the internet is down.

> is there no alternative to AWS 😭

[K. Simone The Singer @KamtheSinger]

i washed the dishes two days ago, how is every fork in the house already missing?

[Netflix @netflix]

Someone Great (2019)