Kan'tda

What the fuck

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

"Being the gayest exorcist isn't a real competition, Kanda."

Shut the fuck up everything is a competition and I'm fucking winning.

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

Sorry, the old Yuu can't come to the phone right now.

Why?

Because he's fucking dead.

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@xXVodooDollXx
1) seems princessy
2) we're not getting married
3) I'm gay

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@xXVodooDollXx tbh that doesn't really matter; I would say no no matter what so, , no

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@xXVodooDollXx excuse me who are you

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

Sprout: I had a terrible and inhumane childhood, then I hurt the one closest to me because I desperately wanted to see them again.

Me:

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@MoralNoSoushiki not sure :/ Noah say god is on their side. I'll keep spray bottles of holy water in mind tho.

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@MoralNoSoushiki 🔫 the water gun emoji will finally be useful

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

I heard cats don't like water so... if I just... spray the sprout a few times will Nea float out of his body or????

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@Lavi_ebooks no I'd look hideous and I hate quirky people. Especially quirky redheads. (It's u i hate u)

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@Lavi_ebooks please, I aspire to be the bad guy but there's already a billion of them. Role-stealing assholes.

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

Alma figured being exorcists was for suckah's, waited until his friend was exhausted, then came up behind him and popped a cap in his ass.

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

DGM isn't a musical because I would just yell the whole time I hate everyone

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@Fou1449 gay, yes. In gays w/ him, no. 🖕

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@Lavi_ebooks And here I thought you'd be happy you were on the list at all.

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@Fou1449 I'll stare at an ass if I want to. (Not at all).

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

To list:
✔️ Meditate
✔️ Eat soba
✔️ Train
✔️ Pretend to have better things to do than saving Lavi
✔️ Threaten Lavi that you won't save him

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

@Fou1449 You say that like there's anything there /to/ stare at

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

Just saying, none of this shit would be happening if /somebody/ would have just let me cut the sprout open to begin with.

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

what is a straight person? is that even real?

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

Some asshat yelled "ball is life" at me today, so I punched him.

Who the fuck told him about the orb in my chest anyway?