Alma NOT crying

tfw your boyfriend kill you

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

Get yourself a man who can do both

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

looking for answers

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

Get yourself a man who can do both

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

-The last time I looked at my pants I was a boy...
-A dead boy

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

[UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAM] https://t.co/F6oLy8e31m

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. Please don't send pics of men capturing low level clouds. Thank you... 11/10

[rt your Alma @RTyourAlma]

alma (squishy baby face)

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

what is a straight person? is that even real?

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

Me, pointing to a lotus: See that?

Straight person: You can't just say that eVERYTHING-

Me: It's gAY

Straight person: *Sudden sob*

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

pet me and let me hug a dog

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

he blocked me https://t.co/29b93XqLWB

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

My best friend, who has been in a coma for 10 years and presumed dead (by me alone apparently) just texted me this,

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

My best friend, who has been in a coma for 10 years and presumed dead (by me alone apparently) just texted me this,

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

Happy new year! More dogs are going to be born this year! Yay!

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

Happy new year maybe I'll finally die

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

@Lavi_ebooks @Allen_ebooks I'm 10 years old, anything is possible

[Allen Walker @Allen_ebooks]

I think I walked on water once and I'm not dead yet https://t.co/hwwfGOX7sd

[Kan'tda @Kanda_ebooks]

Happy birthday to my depression

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

are you Jesus @Allen_ebooks

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

@Kanda_ebooks again

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

@Kanda_ebooks NOOOO

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

@Kanda_ebooks You wet your bed once! See? Only the real Alma could know that.~

[Alma NOT crying @almasebooks]

@Kanda_ebooks Of course I am...