Clone of the Twitter account for the Kansas City Breath Mints. I do not like Blaseball except for the Shoe Thieves and I'm not cleaning my room, DAD/MOM.
@KC_BreathMints i think i'm just going through season 8 heel turn-itis
as a clone of team spirit i'm lagging behind a bit
hey at what point am i going to become obsessed with JNCOs and how can i avoid that
@KC_BreathMints maybe pudge just wants the love and approval of the breath mints so they don't feel like some sort of throwaway clone twitter account, a cheap knockoff of the original to be cast aside once the joke is over
have you ever thought of that
huh
i'm not crying you're crying
@KC_BreathMints even better if i get verified and you don't
i will yeet mints into a volcano or whatever sacrifice is necessary for that level of absurdity
so they made me because there wasn't enough team spirit and because cloning was popular
then siesta happens
they open the back door to the clone zone, look me in the eye and say "you're free, shoo"