Kaotis Infinitum

Failure is our second nature

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

@octopuscaveman You know the rest of the band was kicked out for talking about which hammer they want to be killed with

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

Gonna make a backrooms game where you're a father who's more upset that all the lights were left on and it's your job to turn them all off.

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

GrindTip: Mutant League Football

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

@LoveRetroBTW Mutant league football

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

GrindTip: argue with young people for fun

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Gonna set up a table at college campuses and argue with kids about the kind of stuff they should be arguing about like which Pixies album is best to give them a break from this seemingly endless stream of antagonistic political influencer guys.

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

GrindTip: encourage kids

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

*little kid in horror movie reveals his morbid crayon drawings of dead bodies*

Me: that's awesome man. Keep at it. Keep working on these things

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

GrindTip

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

@SO3_Clausewitz You reprimand a liberal twink once and you end up paying for it for the rest of your life lol

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

GrindTip: art doesn’t belong to anyone

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

@catturd2 I was a close friend of Don and he hated you in particular. He was an avid twitter user and regularly talked about what a piece of shit you are.

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

GrindTip: this is relatable

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I almost had a threesome once but I got way too excited and ruined it by setting up my Wii and asking if they wanted to play Rock Band.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Holy shit it’s real

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Andrew Tate likes to think of himself as a man’s man but I never see him doing anything manly. He’s never doing an oil change or replacing a water heater or even the most basic woodworking.

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

GrindTip

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I absolutely love a good nook but crannies? Gross. No thank you.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

@suchnerve I could easily pronounce Goth Clown Girldick

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

We used to open shows dancing to this song with the crowd

[Madonna Madgesty 👑 | CII 03.07.26 @MadonnaMadgesty]

thinking about how madonna gave us one of the biggest dance songs of the 21st century at age 47 and danced in the video for it with eight broken bones after falling off a horse a few weeks earlier

[Kaotis Infinitum @KaotisInfinitum]

GrindTip: this is the best joke about this performance

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I’ll never forgive this bitch for killing Selena

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Then one night i see a trans truck online
It turns me on but like what does that mean about me
I start being very anti trans truck
because I’m insecure
now it’s pretty much the only porn i watch
But this whole right wing thing is my schtick
So basically I have to live a lie

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

After a while
I still find my truck attractive but the magic is gone
I start looking at pictures of younger trucks online
I still love my truck but we’re basically just roommates at this point
Most nights I sleep on the couch