Blunt Nye

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

Healthcare is so weird and makes no sense. I got paid shit at my last job but worked my ass off now I’m getting $2.5k/shift to color on my iPad for 12 hours with a 1:1 medsurg pt.

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

Wellbutrin is good because I still cry all the time but at least I’m functional while I’m crying 😮‍💨🥴

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

🫣🤭🤫

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

I’ve got a bad attitude and I know how to use it

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

Maybe I’ll get back into DVDs

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I know it’s not great practice to drive with headphones in but what if I just like it??

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Had to stop watching The Pitt because it’s a little ~too real.

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

I fucking hate it when Theo Von is actually funny.

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

I don’t need to be liked I need to be adored.

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve cried in public over the last year and Patrick always covers for me 🥹

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

I spend 36 hours a week assessing and reassessing my patients to look for minor changes- you think I’m not going to notice when the vibe is off??

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

My dad died a year ago today and here is what I’ve learned in that time:
This shit fucking sucks.

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

@raviolifreak Nursing school can be a real bitch but there are so many options for careers! (you gotta work outside of UT because the pay there is so bad). You’d make an amazing esthetic nurse 🩷

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

Did you know it’s actually okay to cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

Help I can’t stop buying diamonds off of the real real.

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I don’t have the speed to play rugby but I would be so fucking good at the part where they throw their teammates in the air

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

@Churchgirl42069 Gap tooth bitch!

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I shared with one of my patient’s families that my dad had passed and they asked me what his smile was like and I loooooost it. What a beautiful question 🥹❤️

[Blunt Nye @Kapalmdeath]

Help I had a personality in the work place and now my coworkers are flirting with me.