Lelia Kapff

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. -Charles Schwab

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

Rule #1 about Twitter. Don't give a fuck about what anyone on here says about you. these people don't know you so fuck their opinion

[Yeti Tac @YetiTac]

FOR SALE: Quick ship IWB Holster for M&P Shield 9/40. It's on our website in the quick ship section… https://t.co/FtByaVxbFV

[Fashion Glitter @fashionglitzmag]

New post: New Kids on the Fashion Block http://t.co/2GQGXUkdMr

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

#10ThingsIGetAlot you're quiet.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

#NothingIsBetter than sleep.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

Online shopping for women is like porn for guys. It all looks amazing but you know you'll never be able to get it.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

Oh so it's almost midnight... time to start that paper.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.

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Over 200 Americans have sex changes every year.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

According to a Sex survey, Greece couples have the most sex, ~164 times per year. Brazil ~145 times per year. The global average is 103.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

During G spot orgasm, the upper part of the vagina compresses and pushes the penis out.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

Sploshing is the sexual desire of doing everything with food but eating it. Splosh! Is a British magazine devoted to this fetish.

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

The term 'barn burner' originally was the name of an overzealous anti-slavery faction of the Democratic Party

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Children Are People Too.

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The term 'blow job' originated from the Victorian era phrase 'below job'

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Bill! Bill who? Bill-tup area!

[Lelia Kapff @KapffLelia]

Real women drive trucks.