justDave

Contrarian

[mwiya @mwiyas]

Go out and vote. The country doesn't need another round of self-immolation/self impoverishment. Careless rhetoric like this shouldn't be ignored.

[galleotii @galleotii]

se o PewDiePie quisesse, ele poderia ter a vida do Dan Bilzerian em uma semana, pois encher a casa de puta e droga é muito fácil

já o Dan, mesmo que ele queira muito, nunca vai ter a vida do Pewdiepie

[Jefe!! @kuxthedon]

bramo(reza)voice: Hmm...niyabwanji iyi?👽🤣

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it is 10PM😭

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women

[Top Gee🧍🏾‍♂️🦅 @UsurpedPoetGee]

Women when you tell them not to get black out drunk and high around men they don’t know.

[Dave @d4kdd]

This isn't an exaggeration btw. You'll legitimately say this and they'll look at you like you're an abusive, controlling parent. It's astonishing.

[𝐋𝐑 @LamineRoIe]

Marcus Rashford on phone with Laporta

[The Christian Guy @DeChristianguy]

The Arsenal bible group reveal as they win the English Premier League.

Great to see athletes being focal about their faith in Jesus.

[Ms.Lungu. @VanessaMbawemi6]

A BAddie🥂👩‍🎓

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I repeat, Football Twitter is the greatest section of the internet 😭

[maria @mariagpts]

Claude: Solo di "adelante", y generaré el código

Yo: Adelante

Claude: Has alcanzado el 100% de tu límite diario

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Well yea, you're a whore.

[Zo’ 🇵🇹 🇪🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @musondazozo]

Can’t wait for election twitter 😭 we laugh some at your fathers

[CK @stateoffooty]

VAR pulling out camera angles we’ve never seen before

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

People understand that LLMs aren't actually "thinking," right?

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

It's a horrific price! One good game all season....He's not worth 50 and he definitely doesn't belong in this list of players. He's in the bracket of Joao Gomes, Fernandes at West Ham and Scott at Bournemouth. And I'd all of them over him

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

Injustice started in high school.

“Boi what am I doing on the noisemakers list?”

Him: I saw you standing.

Iwe kembo, does standing mean I’m making noise???

[JJ Bull @jj_bull]

Just me, alone on the sofa, occasionally shaking my head in disgust at how good some of the things these footballers are doing in PSG v Bayern