Kmorgz

yung profes$$ional

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

@JetBlue can you confirm why this flight (108 from MBJ > EWR on 12/29) was cancelled?

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

.@Ask_Spectrum you should not be legally allowed to operate in Williamsburg, Brooklyn if you cannot provide service without “outages” every other day. We have had NO internet since 9AM today while working from home. The customer support cannot support absolute shit “service”.

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

.@Ask_Spectrum the outages in the Williamsburg, Brooklyn area are inexcusable. It is impossible to work from home with these outages. Considering how much we pay for this service, this should not be happening in this frequency.

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

You know you’re back home in good ole FL when your bath towels are beach towels and u had to last minute shove Lysol in your baggage because my parents think fresh air is just the same ???

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

The Nets are keeping two courtside seats empty for the late Kobe Bryant and his daughter, “Gigi.” The seats held open tonight are the same ones Kobe and Gigi sat in the viral clip of Kobe coaching Gianna.

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

@KatyJoMcGrath LMAO

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

It’s that time of year ladies. Subway platforms stay at a balmy 110 degrees, our AC units are doing👏their👏best👏 and your seasonal depression is just good ole fashioned depression. Summer is here <3

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

My dentist didn’t notice I’ve ACTUALLY been flossing the past 6 months so clearly I’ve wasted my time I quit

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

New Yorkers flexing on New Yorkers by walking further off the curb into traffic

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

.@GovBallNYC ruining the experience with no free water available. Not allowing people to bring in their water and then still making patrons pay for bottles? Not cool. #fyrefestival #whossuckingdickformyEvian?

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

Just picked up a spam call to avoid having to listen to my coworker talk at me

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

@llpaul504 Only in New York 🤦‍♀️

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

My boss just announced we are a "vape-friendly" office......

I need to go home

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

I LOVE WHEN DOGS ARE WEARIN THEIR LIL SHOES

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

Walking in Midtown Manhattan while it’s raining is umbrella jousting with strangers

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

@brookerethwill I can’t believe so many ppl were born without tastebuds smh

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

@brookerethwill They are thin plasticky loaves of garbage. A disgrace to bread everywhere.

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

This guy just emailed me asking if I’d be interested in an event coordinator position for NASCAR and I think my Dirtona roots have just brought me full circle :’)

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

Today’s forecast- snowing sideways, gently, yet directly into your eyeballs

[Kmorgz @KaptainMorgann]

Just watched this unfortunate man try to hold the subway doors by putting his boxed television in between them and they just slowly crushed his tv and reopened again and I can’t stop laughing