i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.
I love how delusional some clothing descriptions are. You read the tag and it’s like, “Hand wash only. Tumble dry on low.” Son, you’re a cotton T shirt. You’re going in the washing machine, and whatever happens in there is in God’s hands.
Los hombres se fijan en tus pechos, trasero, caderas, piernas, ojos, cintura, estatura, hasta color de piel.
Pero ojo, no te vayas a fijar en su cartera porque eres una interesada, y tampoco en el físico porque entonces también eres superficial.