♚ Karan Udeshi

Whiskey in my cup, I don't give a fuck. :D

[♚ Karan Udeshi @Karanudeshi96]

#terrorboat"

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We can have it all, but not at once.

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Wisdom begins in wonder.

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That awkward moment when sluts hate other sluts for being sluts.

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When life is a cunt, just light up a blunt.

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Without suffering there would be no compassion.

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If you don't like the rule, just follow it, reach on the top and then change the rule.

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Good words are better than bad strokes.

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I got 99 problems and the bitch heard me call her a bitch, So now I have 100.

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Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.

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The return we reap from generous actions is not always evident.!

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@Kabeeeeeer Haha! :P (Y)

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@vishiimakhija a big achievement isn't it? :P & I am officially mad at you :|

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Two secrets to keep relationships strong: 1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2) Whenever you're right, keep quiet.

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If your tweets have never offended anyone, then you tweet like a little bitch.