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Blue Checkmarks are for those of you who can't afford Blue Dolphin status. How cheap are you? #BlueDolphinStatus

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Fuck off @X

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@EndWokeness Wait you think the one on the left is more embarrassing? You're such a man, Gerry! So tough!

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@arielhelwani Nothing embarrassing about this or the entire event at all. Not a thing.

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If I haven't seen UFC Freedoms 1-249, will I be completely confused by what's going on? #UFCFreedom250

We live in the most embarrassing timeline.

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@RapidResponse47 Hilarious as always.

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@MaryMargOlohan Hey, this could still be a great line-up!

C+C Music Factory
Vanilla Ice
Vanilli (Milli can't make it)
Flo Rida
Bret Michaels

#GreatAmericanStateFair

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@MaryMargOlohan I bet you can get Iced Earth to perform. And once Trump pays him his Insurrection fee, he'll have money to hire a new band after everyone else split on his traitor ass

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@MaryMargOlohan Commodon't count on them showing up...

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@RedSox

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@SweetGaelicGirl @MaryMargOlohan They're saving Lee Greenwood for next year's hilarious halftime alternative.

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@MaryMargOlohan This is becoming funnier by the day.

By the time we hit June 25 it will just be "Ladies and Gentlemen - Vanilla Vanilli!"

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@MaryMargOlohan Are you positive that's not the lineup for an upcoming VH1 Cruise?

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@985TheSportsHub @ZoandBertrand Sports Radio doing Sports Radio things.

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@Taghkanic @EarnYourEra @RapSheet He was all out of tissues.

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@RapSheet I bet the horse is disappointed.

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@cor_list @Bolieveinwaddle @nepfan_ His second year he was an MVP runner-up and in the Super Bowl. So maybe give him time to actually be ass before labeling him that?

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@HauloverDude305 @atrupar "Are First Amendment"
- Alpha Male

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@Bolieveinwaddle @nepfan_ YES! Especially those three ass touchdowns he threw. Those were terrible!

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@Savageboston @marleewierda That's pretty much the right answer. If you think he's supposed to say more than that - you are what we call, dopey.

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@michaelFhurley @BoSoxBrando The lucky ones